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 25.08.2013
No one is insured from stupidity or old-age marasma.
A bank employee told me.
She came to them madam of deep retirement age and stated that she would file for them in court.
It turns out, after hearing in the media about the abductions from plastic cards, she didn’t come up with anything better than to make a hole in the corner of the card and put a strong thread into it. You wear your medal on your chest. Everything would be nothing, but she decided to get the money without taking it off her neck. The ATM pulled her card, and the grandmother stepped her nose into the screen. The keyboard is not visible, I entered the PIN code. The first attempt... - the code is wrong, the second attempt... - the same. The line at the ATM offers help and asks to name the PIN code out loud. But not! “Don’t tell anyone...not even a bank employee! I am myself!” The third attempt failed again. And when this happens, in the ATM such a card is pulled even deeper into a separate compartment. She began to press her neck. Nite is strong. Those around them have no scissors, no knife... Fortunately, one man was not confused and burned the thread with a fireplace.
At the bank, he was charged with attempted murder.
The curtain.
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