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 26.08.2013
The first photo of the newlyweds was sold at the wedding. The woman gave the installation - 1000 r. The ceiling.
Well, I am not a gambler in myself, so I shouted the first "stitch". Subsequently, the bidding went sluggish and dropped all the pennies. As soon as the case reached 2000, the bidding had already stopped thoroughly, and after the phrase "two thousand, raaaaz, two thousand, twoaaaaaa...", a subtle sound of "three thousand!" was heard from the hall. And all this I do: I express a special gratitude to the educators of kindergarten No. 33 of Novokuznetsk, who approach the preparation of children for school with special diligence and taught my son to count.
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