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 29.08.2013
Never... listen never... glossing your girlfriend's foot NEVER in any case, don't touch your other hand to your unbarred face and don't make a thoughtful face.

The phrase "I'm a shaved monkey" is a blow to the forehead and the promise that you will live a couple of weeks without sex is guaranteed. It is (
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