Husband, wife, two weeks without sex. They fought each other.
The husband, hugging his wife for the waist, almost thoughtfully, gives: and let's, like dogs?
Wife: How is it?
Husband (very seriously): Well, I’ll fuck you in the leg first...And then I’ll go lick the eggs.

For 20 minutes, she could not calm down. What kind of sex? I am married to a spherical bubble in a vacuum.