Maritime school; first class of fire training. In front of each of them lies an uncharged Makarov pistol, which must be studied. The teacher is a captain of the second rank; an experienced shooter and a great admirer of the hooligan Marinescu:
Comrades of students. Take each gun in your right hand.
Now head to me. So...
Now each go to his companion. well...
And now each attach his pistol to his whisky.
Applied to? Excellent...
All of it? Have you calmed?
Never do anything like this from now on.

Since then, 30 years have passed, and the conclusions made at that class have not been forgotten or dimmed. And so, after buying my children a pneumatic pistol, I started studying it with this exercise.