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 17.10.2013
I travel around Europe by train and bus. Over the head is a red button with a cup of coffee. I pressed. A nice guide immediately brings cappuccino.
He went to the hospital. There is a red button next to the bed. I pressed. A nice nurse brings a cup of coffee.
In a year I will be flying home to Luffy. The red button again. A nice stewardess brings a coffee.
Mercedes bus from Domodedovo. A red button with a cup of coffee.
Whom do you fuck? Hasn’t you cracked for a long time?
and blue! at home!
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