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 20.10.2013
xxx: Recently decided to improve my sexual literacy. A lot of links about mines immediately fell out, I sit, read. There are pearls of the type "To avoid nausea, you need to spray a strong anesthetic in the throat", "You need to talk to a member, but you need to avoid words such as small, small", "Unfortunately, parents do not discuss these issues with children".
XX: I imagine... Parents are discussing the issue of mines with adolescent children. "Son, and your girlfriend speaks to your member when she makes a splash?""Daughter, do you not forget to spray anesthetic?"))
xxx: And at the end of the sea of comments, everyone discusses their sexual experiences, poses, etc. And one lady writes: "I personally don’t like doggy style, in this posture I feel like I’m fucking". )))
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