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 23.10.2013
I have the habit of going home naked. My girlfriend doesn’t mind unless I approach the window to close it or open it. He starts shouting "Why are you shouting out the window?". Specifically she screamed. Over time, the bulge of claims fell asleep and "pushing a hook into a window" became a local stable expression with the value of "open/closing a window". Now at work the batteries have already been turned on, but outdoors are quite warm and the room is a little hot. Then shock my colleagues when I said “I’m probably shaking through the window” and, without waiting for an answer, went to the window. There seemed to be all theirs, but such a turn they obviously did not expect. You can imagine how I am going from the second floor of their office by the window. I have not even explained anything to them.
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