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 24.10.2013
A month ago in our elevator, the glass in the ceiling was broken and the two lamps struck. The City Council installed new lamps, which were also instantly shut down, because no one was going to insert the glass... The whole next week we watched a war between the City Council and thieves, expecting that it would end earlier: the lamps in the City Council or empty spaces in the ceilings of the thieves. In the end, I first got tired of it, and I wrote on paper "The light bulbs are connected to the alarm. Not to scratch! JQ." and glued it on the wall in the elevator. This war ended.
One day, there was almost a crash. I went into the elevator and it was half dark. One lamp burns and the other does not. I looked, the second lamp was half turned. Someone probably wanted to get rid of it, but at the last moment...
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