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 29.10.2013
XXX Please Help! My daughter bought a doll, baby borne, fed meat, we tried for an hour to put her on a pot, and she doesn’t want to do her business. Written, put the doll right, and slightly press. How is it right, and where to press? I will break it out soon!
YYY: Is there a hole there? In the pop? Or is it closed and when pressed on the bubble opens?
XXX: a hole 2, one for quotations, the second - for the output of cabbage. But the doll has a blindness. I am already in her mouth, even the air does not pass. types of valves are closed inside.
ZZZ: raise your mouth from the poop
XXX: it won’t work, because the pope has a valve in the doll.
FFF: the pen needs to be pressed (I don’t remember which one) and it crashes
XXX: What are you? The foot instructions are written. I did not press the electricity, I even sat on it, no! You would see my husband’s face when he went to the bathroom, and I have a doll on the pot, and I crawl around her and push her out in every way.
QQQ: You can find a cockroach on the street and put a doll in a pot, and tell the child that the doll has rattled after a long talk!
ZZZ: You are in your mind, "from the street" to drag some contagious shit into the house, it is better to mock yourself then, your shit does not smell and it is cleaner than the street.
ZZZ: The Author Our entire department of programmers and sisadmines read your discussion today. The people cried, cried, whispered and pressed from laughter. Thank you huge.
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