The cell phone.: +79*********, in emergency situations you can dedicate the spotlight to the sky.

If this easy joke is a reason not to work, then this world is dead for me.
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Friend, if you were a great specialist, which is now urgently needed by the company to close a particular job, then you would be taken.
But from the usual noem from a bunch of scheduled interviews (which people have a few a week) no one wants stupid jokes.
You are only applying for a job in the company, and you are already carrying all the hernia in official documents. What to expect from you next?
Do you also write jokes in the documents on credit/deposit in the bank? Or in the passport table in the field of FIO wrote "Sebastian Pereira, a black tree trader"? Probably not.
Why did you do that in an interview?
I’t have taken such a fool to work either. :)