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 11.12.2013
What a real woman should know:
Cooking food from what is.
Find and bring all the necessary products from shops and markets
Clean up housing; create comfort within the allocated amount and freedom of action
Dress beautifully within the amount allocated
To observe the appearance of a man, without preventing him from looking as he wants – even as a boy, this is called respect.
To give birth, to feed, to dress and to raise children without distracting the man.
earn money
Always be fun, cheerful, never disappoint and never dare to complain to a man. There are friends for that.
Keep a conversation on any topic, laugh, comfort, listen to a tired Man. Do not go when he is not with her.
Reading thoughts, guessing desires and true intentions, correctly and unquestionably following the contradictory instructions of Man.
Solve all issues on your own, without hindering the Man from living and without distracting him with his requests and problems.
Hit the nail, twist the screw, change the socket, repair the car, make repairs and build a house.
What a Real Man Should Know
Go to work.
Make a smart face
Unbeatable playing computer games
Convincing about respect and personal boundaries
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