Our admin today printed and hung on the door:

0 0 0 You can't clearly explain the reason for your visit to me - 5 backbones.
1st Conversation in chat capcom is not a case - 1 hit the board.
2nd He left the session unclosed and went home - 4 hits in the board.
Three Opened and turned more than 50 windows, disappointing that the computer brakes - 2 hits the dashboard.
4 is Sending an e-mail scan of anything larger than 4Mb - 1 hit "s pyre" in a pipe.
5 is Sending an e-mail scan of anything larger than 32Mb - 1 blow in the head.
6 is Switched into the printer paper with a sticker - 1 hit in the board (but with the leg and with the spread).
7 is I didn't include anything in the socket, but I came to complain that it didn't work - 40 counters.
8 is I forgot my personal password - 4 pins.
9 is I couldn't hide the elementary thing myself - 20 underneath the head insulting mat.
10 is "Oh, I can’t find where I’ve saved"—a blow with an open palm in the forehead. With all strength.
11 is An attempt to ask a question, the answer to which is in the FAQ - 1 kick in the fist.
P.S If you like to write a VOT in this style, make a will in advance.