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 17.12.2013
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XXX: Today was the best day of my life. Standing at the stop, waiting for his bus, Gelendvagen arrives, and there sits a man in a solid suit. He asked me how to get to the street. The Poor 69. I live not far from this house. I explained everything to him, but he said, “Go with me, you’ll show me.” As I approach the house, I see my ex-girlfriend (Irina) walking with her boyfriend. Naturally, I wanted to look very serious and important at that moment. She immediately approaches me and asks where and how. And the man at Gelendvagen was not yet away from us, and at this moment he squeezed that it was necessary to play, well, and he says to me:"The boss is waiting for you or you will go after business yourself". And the keys are thrown at me, at this moment I was specifically confused... Irina is running away in tears, her boyfriend has rushed after her, and I am standing in the shower and the man is beating in hysteria. Their faces had to be seen. It helped the man.
So I see how the affair grew up, became a film director and filmed the same filmmakers, where everything is false, everyone behaves like fools and the viewer doesn’t believe a single word.
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