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 18.12.2013
And in the race:
The Hero:
You can bite a dog the size of your palm. And the smaller the dog, the thinner, and therefore sharper its teeth. And not bite, so tear or dirty clothes. And when an animal falls under my feet (anything) I will not wait and watch what it wants to do, just smell, rub or bite, I will immediately remove it from me. And if the owners do not want to spend on collars and sleeves for their animals, let them spend on treating their fractures and shocks.
and----
Go to me at Uralmash, let’s see how you communicate with this behavior with our boomond, who loves his animals very much;)
I promise an unforgettable evening.
and
I watched the picture. The intelligent look of the lady in glasses, middle-aged, walks out a small dog. From the window of the first floor, the grandmother rises up and begins to scream that if the dog writes, she will boil her with boiling water.
The lady, by a theatrical gesture, slowly takes off her glasses and says:
"Darling, you will insert new glasses every day".
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