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 26.12.2013
Real Statement of the Employer:

To restore justice in the universe, the Jedi Order recruits the Great Warriors who must have the rank of Knight Jedi PHP (junior+) or Master Jedi PHP (middle) and be supporters of Mongo DB, Node JS. and also :
- have such aspects of power as HTML, CSS, JS;
Ability to influence GIT;
Knowledge of the MVC Code;
Masters will highly appreciate Zend Framework, Yii, Symfony, CodeIgniter capabilities.
You will have to fight the encrypted user data. To do this, you will have to submit to CRM, Facebook API, VKAPI, One-Class API, deal with Sphinx resources.
To maintain the balance of forces, the Order proposes:
Competitive pay will satisfy any Jedi.
Rest under the protection of the Order (hospital, vacation, days off, holidays, etc.)) ;
Flexible schedule with the possibility to work at home;
Adequate and democratic Jedi Masters;
English language courses under the supervision of the Order;
Harmony in the rest area (X-Box, Swedish wall, etc.)) is
The action takes place on the well-protected and comfortable SHI Software Planet in the center of the Kharkov Galaxy!
So, if you are a Great Warrior or are ready to become, I’m waiting for the Secret Manuscript.
My respect, Princess Leia.
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