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 22.01.2014
You are unlikely to publish this quote, but I will describe one of the happiest days in my life:
AI: W, install me finally FineReader!
I am busy, then
A.I.: You’re setting me this crazy program for the third day!
I am... la! Log *** pas ***, put it yourself
A.I.: And you don’t think that the disclosure of your login and password is a breach of privacy and threatens corporate security?
A: I went to X. stupid sheep I have a cattle, I want them.
AI: I’ve dreamed about it since the first day of work here: You’re fired!
A: What is it?
A: I am now the head of our department. ))
A: What is it?
AI: The SS was transferred by the director to another branch, now I am in his place. You must come to work on time, it was announced at the meeting.
B is............
AA: Don’t drag, write on your own quickly, I’ll sign.
B is............
Q: AI, and I said that you are the most beautiful and smart woman I have ever met!
A: Every day! "B: Going to X., a dumb sheep"
B is............
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