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 04.02.2014
It was found in the archives of Ashka, and therefore a little obsolete.

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Sorry you left early.
Vadik is burning.

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In short, the priest asks Vadik his crown question: this is a cut of the skull. As you know. A person can swallow a boiled egg. Please show me how it happens.

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And it doesn’t matter what the incision is done above, and the hole from the spinal cord. The egg is almost like it.

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Wade knew about that stuff. He says, “One moment,” pulls out a bottle and plasticine from the portfolio, lubricates the throat with plasticine, and attachs this structure to the hole.

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He is embarrassed, but he looks.

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Vadik breaks out the paper, ignites it, throws it into the bottle and closes the hole with an egg.

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And then simple ordinary physics. The oxygen in the bottle burns, forming CO2, the pressure decreases and the egg ONLY climbs through a narrow hole.

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This is the first time I’ve seen a man eat his beard!! to

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And then Vadik, picking up the bottle with the egg, shakes it, showing that the condition of the task is accomplished, and suddenly says:
And in general, the jaw is here, and turns the cut as it should.
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