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 22.02.2014
Oh you, friends... notebooks with tasks are tossed to them, they shoot with blinking eyes, and they don’t want to meet? So there is a fellow student who can solve the tasks for you, and the program will help to fix it. Alone, without a man. Fouu, blue shirt, eyes are not deceived, socks are not up-to-date (in winter). No, with such a meeting, friends will laugh. There’s another one, with eyes and socks...and she’s fat! Not 50 kg, but 60 kg. It does not eat, on such only together with the friends roast (the underdog looking at the lush breasts). If you come, your friends will laugh. Here are 10 people in the friend zone at "State Beauty of the Stream". And she also will never meet any of you, sick, because her friends, like the "statue of beauty," will laugh. As a result, everyone suffers. Be strong men not to fear the ridicule of friends and generous to forgive girls imaginary imperfections.
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