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 25.02.2014
Sidor: And I want to give a bracelet to a girl from the most expensive metal.
Which metal is the most expensive, eighty? Here is! I will give her an eighth bracelet.
chemister: Oh, that the girl was sick of his smell and a couple of days later she died in pain from osmium poisoning :(
The most expensive metal is California.
Chemister: You just need to give in parts, or the critical mass can be formed :)
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