XX: And I’ll tell you how to break a girl’s pattern.
YYY: It is curious...
XXX: Belka and I somehow gathered for a visit, she, as always, picked up perfumes for two hours in the room and made a haircut, I had to wait in the hallway, well, in general, everything as always.
X: I decided to take revenge. We worked with her then, remember? Well, I agreed with the boss on my free day to let her come later. A normal guy, I agreed.
In the evening, I stole her phone and quietly switched the alarm at 10:30.
XXXX: The morning: "I was sleeping! Pipe!" and a bunch of matts.
XX: And I always took her to work. She came quickly and I rushed.
XX: And I shut myself in the room and shouted to her from there: “I’m cleaning my shoes! "I’m picking up a suit! " "Oh, and you won’t see which suit is better, this one or this one? " and so on. and etc.
XX: In short, I lost sex for a week. Since then, she has been visiting very quickly.