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 04.04.2014
of Kazakhstan.

The year 1991. Poor officials. You could buy any weapons, there would be money.
2000 year. Growth of officials. You can only buy hunting weapons, pistols and injuries.
The year 2008. The fat officials. Weapons and injuries only under any evidence. With the hunting begins a small tension.
The year 2013. Very fat officials. One was shot from a gun. Pistols are prohibited. My grandfather had for twenty years laid a prize cartridge in a dress box – no ammunition. The mentions came, selected "under receipt of what they selected".
2014 year. Officials are not on TV. Nazarbayev dissolves the government. A bill on the prohibition of trauma as a very dangerous weapon is being proposed. An old idiot in a TV footage talks about the harm of trauma; how law-obedient citizens buy trauma and go to schools to shoot children and teachers; how dangerous it is to live in a world where trauma is forbidden. The purchased channel of the CTC continues the topic, mentioning several cases of KILL not murders with the help of trauma.
2014 year. The next day. Employees at work are constantly interested in what trace on my face looks like a fingerprint...

I had and have no weapons. But for some reason, I want to take it now.
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