Let’s get away from politics and laugh at each other.
I propose to open a series of funny stories about what you did in your life for the benefit and for the ease of search to mark them with the phrase "not weak".
Maybe I will start:

Not very weak:
I am the manager of a very small company and the contract for 1 million rubles is very big for me.
Once in my office was drawn the director of the company, which planned to buy materials from us for 2.5 million.
After I told her about the advantages of our product for an hour, she said that she had already heard this from other suppliers and added that if she heard something new from me that she had not heard from others, she would sign the contract on the spot. It was said, done. The contract was signed by her through tears of laughter after I loudly broke.