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 02.05.2014
A small courtyard in the center of the city. Two houses built at a corner each. At the building 1 entrance to the street, at the building 2 entrance to the yard, the door in the inner corner. Part 1 office. Paid parking carried the plankton into the courtyards, where you can never turn. And one metrosexual put his car with his ass at the door of the second house. One man sharply opened the door and broke his lamp. So the man was sentenced to pay for repairs for corruption of someone else’s property. And it is unclear that the guy parks the car according to his orientation, that the door is iron and cannot be seen through it. So I found out that the camera in the office was working.
Pidaras was completely squeezed and walked gool, sending tenants to the her.
In short, a video recording:
The door opens. The naked hand is raised with a tail on a long tail.
I smashed the lamp.
Cut the bumper (and what is the iron on the DEU? Foley )
To say goodbye, he pulled his shoe into the suitcase.
The hand with the tail is stretched, the door is closed.
I never found a naked hand.
Entrance to the entrance is free.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1405/o140501.html#8
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