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 23.05.2014
The Chairman:

At one time, I got a very good job just because I always put on work costumes (although we don’t have a dress code) and smoothly shaved. And all my colleagues walked unbarred, buttered, as if they came out of an elephant's ass, well, who has peels, whose teeth are yellow. It doesn’t seem critical, but everything looks very unclear. And here you need to communicate with investors, with large customers, and all the good specialists look like... hipsters, gently speaking. And since it was not necessary to fully introduce investors and customers into the essence of the workflow, I was chosen with my little experience. People of a certain status and foundation would simply not understand why this unbrushed mint creature is the best specialist. In their concept, a drug addict / alkas / tunead, and not the chief engineer, can walk like that. Therefore, you can cry out as much as you want that you are free to walk as you want, but do not be offended afterwards by the fact that you have to reap such bitter fruits of your "freedom."

Judging by your post, the chief engineer of your office should only walk in a suit and face trouble. Must be, so it is. Who is so intelligent and literate will allow important documents to be drawn up.
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