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 28.05.2014
Some time ago, I began to notice a spot in the centre of the far edge of the toilet seat in the plastic factory. I tried to wipe it off, but it became more and more noticeable until it looked melted. I complained to my husband, to which he replied that he had the same at home and at work, and that I should not worry. And I asked my friend, my mother, no one else had that. The mother-in-law confirmed that before such spots appeared with envious constancy... That is, it is my husband eээээ protrudes the plastic with a smoker? What kind of radiation is this, maybe I’m married to a superhero, like a Man-Laser Fucks or something like that?
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