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 28.05.2014
A decent guest should eat everything that is on his plate.

They brought me to the house to meet my boyfriend’s parents. It was on a celebration, his mother was baked a holiday cake, and we sat down to drink tea. I didn't really like the paste at all and wanted to take a small piece, but I immediately put a huge slice on the plate. I try and understand that the cake is terribly unfavourable, you will not even understand whether it is sweet or unfavourable. For 40 minutes, I chewed him with grief with two cups of tea. I just wanted to translate the spirit, like the future mother-in-law with the words, "Something you, Olga, do not eat at all", a second such cousin smells me on the plate...
P.S I liked my parents.
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