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 29.05.2014
Yes, when they are pregnant, you will not understand them, usually it is better to sit in the car and go home in 5 minutes.
Go back, and she will say that she wants a banana, and you are okay, you go to the store and buy an apple, a banana, ice cream, antifreeze, strawberries, strawberries, raw chicken, a little wheat, and tomatoes.
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I buy all kinds of yogurt. She chooses from the refrigerator herself, does not like - throws out, takes another. Both are satisfied.
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It’s good that she doesn’t prefer antifreeze. It is easy with crops.
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