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It’s not a trans, it’s a cox.

Shalom is Shalom!
Kosmul: Vanek, what antivirus do you have?
Tagged: health
Chingiz: Yes, I have two at once.
Chingiz: one is called: fucking feeling
Chingiz: second: let’s go where it’s not right
Chingiz: Well and firewall: don’t fuck in the computer what happened
Chingiz: I highly recommend all three products
Chingiz: It works

Aromatizer "Logarithm" is identical to natural.

Yurgo (13:59:25 26/01/2010)
Give it up)))
Yurgo (13:59:33 26/01/2010)
I bought yellow color yesterday.
Yurgo (13:59:56 26/01/2010)
Senya poured on the front, poured the entire car
Yurgo (14:00:13 26/01/2010)
She’s frozen and I’m driving like yellow snow!
ZZZ(14:00:56 26/01/2010)
xD))))))) Well tell everyone that I tried to warm her up in the morning

Nefart was an employee of my counterpart, both worked in the early 80s in the design department of one of the research institutes: he twisted that "service romance" with a young practitioner, stayed in the evening after work right in the design hall. "A friend leads a girlfriend into full combat readiness, puts her on the table next to the culman and moves her, at the same time in real accidentally moving her hips to the slightly open box of the table, where, as usual, I didn't die on the way, but I could only walk a minute later, 40 minutes later, sex-working a week later, a girlfriend to the valerian came out of fear: in the most responsive moment, suddenly, holding on to the "unreasonable" rolls on the knees, then a barrel on the floor and begins to ride in convulsions, pale all, can not speak, only the mouth convulsive air is enough...

Ann_life: fucking, my mom yesterday burned-picked the seeds, I sat down to her, the straw... she is like a straw "Anya, well why in the mouth constantly take, you can do it with your hands!"

It’s like “yes, dear, buy yourself a suitcase, and then call me at the stop, or I won’t come with heavy bags.”

I heard it on MTV yesterday.
British scientists have proven that every 30 seconds, 50% of pop girls eat puppy, and every minute another 50% deserve to have pop.
Ohhhhhh :D

This winter in Chelyabinsk at -30 was held a painting contest on asphalt. They mainly painted fires and wrote “Take us away from here” and “Mom, I can’t feel the hands!”

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>>> Lord, help these people....

T.O.M.A.T
Do you know why cats scream when they’re fucked?
A.T.W.A
I am afraid to ask.)
T.O.M.A.T
Wouldn’t you scream if you were a bitch?

I found a brilliant fitch at one hostel.
When creating a database, I create a user for it. And there is a password entry field, which, of course, does not display the characters to be entered, but only circles. And there is also a Random button that generates a random password for the user...but also displays it in circles.

British writers are not behind scientists:
A famous British writer advises to install on every corner "houses for euthanasia"
There is Futurama!

On January 26, 2010, today the most unstable began to throw out the trees... Men don’t give up until March 8th is still far away!

I said "Help the dish!"
- Sorry, I heard: "Sit down, daughter, sit in contact..."

So sweet

From Zh.
“Well, I say immediately, based on this dream, who sticks a leopard dress and wears all his golden ornaments on my wires to eternal life, I will get you from that light.

“The ability to talk does not mean that you have intelligence.”
Quai Gong Jin. The Star Wars

With young people you feel younger, but look older.

I was taken somehow into a semi-state transportation office.
The director is a normal man, himself from the former drivers. I sit in his office. There is a call from the garage of the governor, asking to send a man. They have a visiting session in the countryside and a crowd of deputies and officials need to be delivered there. Jeeps are enough, and driving – little. Someone came more experienced. The director, without delaying in the long box, communicates loudly with the secretary:
“Lida, came to me Timofeev, our ascensor.
Secretary, the woman is apparently simple:
Is that fucking driving?
The Director:
and yes. Say, here for him the workplace is usual, only on the foreign mark.

1st One human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information.
2nd One sperm contains 37.5 MB.
Three One milliliter contains about 100 million sperm.
4 is On average, an ejaculation lasts 5 seconds and is 2.25 ml of sperm.
5 is Thus, the capacity of the male member will be equal.
(37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37 500 000 bytes/sperm x
100 000 000 sperm / ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1 687 500 000 000
000 bytes per second = 1,6875 terabytes per second
It turns out that the female egg can withstand this DDoS attack by one and a half terabytes per second, missing only one selected data package and is the world’s most offensive hardware firewall... But that one package it misses puts the system on for 9 months...