Commentary on the list of actors of one Korean film:
"In the main roles were filmed slogs, and in the other letters!"

F: I was in Dmitrovskaya, the car broke
D is strong?
F is half...

Better cellulite in the hands than a silicone on the TV

Pavol: 70% of us consider themselves Orthodox and consider themselves high-spiritual. At the same time, 70% of the country cheats on grandmothers and cheats on each other. And obviously these multitudes are intersecting, if, of course, we do not have 146% of the population.

If your sense of humor never conflicts with humanity, you don’t have either one or the other.

I don’t understand why they didn’t take Bezrukov into the role of Rosomaha, much better would have been Hugh Jackman.
Yyy: And the role of Iron Man then Gosha Kuzhenko can be taken, all better Robert Downey Jr.
Zzz: Under the direction of Mikhalkov of course.

Girl: Maybe the end of the world was, and now we are re-born, we are re-creating! You will soon have a third eye opened.
I opened my third eye after the holidays. But I drank the festival and it was fine again!

Bewarden:...I want to show you what questions you can’t ask in the U.S. when interviewing a candidate: family status, gender and sexual orientation,...
Star1ck is tolerant. Family status, gender and sexual orientation. and Paul? Are you really in your Americas? Suppose I am an employer, I have the right to know what sex being I take to work in a bordel.)))

The VKontakte.
Deffacko: I will live my life with the one who even in the greatest quarrel will say you need me... who will fight for our love with me... who will not let me fear anything, even that I can lose it... who, having heard from me I don’t love you, will embrace and say you will have to love... who, even when busy, can find time, call and ask how you are, dear?
HH: One of them?
With my mom!

Yesterday I went to see "Anna Karenina". After the session, two women, wearing nork jerseys, passionately discussed what they saw.

One lady says to her friend, “I didn’t expect her to jump under the train, honestly I didn’t expect it!”

The second with interest supported her: "And I did not expect such a tragedy at the end..."

XXX: Greetings to my sister!
I found my girlfriend at the end!
YYY: Congratulations))) only "finally" is written
YYY: although... in this case and separately =)

A couple of days ago, my wife bought a running alarm. It’s nice to come to work on time, of course, but I bought a pneumatic gun today. I work at night!

Where are people’s brains?? to
The most unusual names of newborn boys registered in recent years in Russia:

Dolphin, Vedogor, Angel, North, Svetozar, Ludamyr, Wind, Ocean, Aladdin, Hero, Air Controller, Tsar, Lucerius, Krishna, Eden, Goodwill, Nero, Prince, Salad Latuk, King.

The most unusual names of girls:

Zhuja, Millionaire, Will, Privatization, Cleopatra, Moon, Fun, Cinderella, Diamond, Rybin, Tulip, Queen, Ophelia, Niva, Viagra, Emerald.

I saw a picture today: there is a grandmother with a grandson about three years old. The grandmother asks:
Is your legs not cold?
The boy breathing hard:
“No, grandmother, they are not frozen.
My grandmother is behind:
Is the pen frozen?
- They don't freeze, - the guy responds even harder.
What will freeze then? My teacher told me that you were cold all day, Grandma is surprised.
The boy, squeezing his head, quietly whispered with grief in his voice:
There was a fire within me.
Two minutes of silence. Finally my grandmother says:
Well nothing. Now cook the cocoa and it will go!

My children! I swear to you, never. Never ever!! Don’t change your passwords when you’re drunk when evil forces rule your brain.

Yesterday I taught my mother to jongle. Bay also actively chased for balls) And then took a safe place under the piano, so that the ball did not fall on his head)
Sss: piano at home. intelligence
Tagged with: electrofortepian
SS: Electrical Intelligence

VoVaH250: a jump is given for mild bodily injury?and :)
Viblis: Do you sell or buy? and :)

C of Habra:
by Den26
I had books, magazines and dissertations on this subject at home. And what you don’t have is probably your lack of work, and nothing more!
I have not read any articles from homeopathy lovers at all. I was surprised to see it on the harbor. Only scientific articles.

Ariman
I have books about Mediterranean elves at home, so what, do they exist?

Sterhel
There is no need to go in the middle of the earth.

TrackingPoint presents a sniper rifle for Linux
The comments:
XXX: Do you have a freeze count?
yyy: This needs to be clarified by the developers ;) The only thing I can add is with the iPad, the iPhone and the computer built into the form (casque) SWAT on WiFi.
zzz: Will she post photos of the killed victims on Instagram?

It was before the New Year. A police call from a nursery, said, come, a bomb near the entrance in a black package. Reacted immediately. We open, and there is children’s clothes. Not new, of course, but clean and smooth. The director of the kindergarten looks contemptuously and says, “Take this barrel away.” We are surprised:
New Year is coming, gifts for kids!
-We have each child's bank account and we go abroad to the sea once every six months, that we have this widebody, let the poor carry.
It turned out that there every businessman took the child under the wing, so that the company paid less taxes. 20 thousand each month on the account lists, gifts, clothes, food. You say they don’t think about children.