Fuck, take the babies into the cafés, mate in the cravates, watch porn, read fantasy, shake the guys, just fuck leave this resource alone!

Which stones are more valuable than diamonds?
The processors...

Beauty as it says:
"What sin to hide!", joyfully reminded the passers exhibitionist Vasily.

Eldorado for the sake of God. 15,000 for teeth, for the sake of God. 2 000 for an air ticket in the innet - a call from the security service, do I book :))
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And stupid wondering where you came up with the TV and new teeth)))

You owe your childhood discrimination!
Discrimination is a violation of rights. What, for instance, can be the right of a small child in a restaurant, where adults drink, sometimes heavily, take care of ladies in a frank decoult, allow themselves different adult conversations, and the music is so loud that it hits the ears.
Protect the child’s psyche – go to children’s cafes in the afternoon, and don’t talk about discrimination.

Before the sleep. The girl with whom I have been together for almost a year: I sleep a long time, the main light is turned off and the headphones are taken.
For a long time I wanted to ask, but why is this ritual always and why do you sleep so long?
- Well, until you catch all the cockroaches, sort them out, reconcile and calm them down...
I marry. Just got married!

The stitch was the most epic beginning of the cooking of eggs) I put them on fire, and left, rushed to the smell after 5 minutes. So, I advise, when you put the eggs to cook, pour more water.
Not just a hot pot with eggs on the bottom.

...and the most unrighteous person here is an adult, working and childless.

And if he is also an atheist, turn off the light.

The tea is a pretext.
The tea was good.
The tea did not sleep today.
The tea knows what it is.
Tea is a pretext! Coffee is a pretext. We passed, we know!

here here :

The second I mentioned elsewhere. A group of Japanese women, not very well speaking Russian, came to the restaurant. I ordered a cabinet in advance. My first thought was, as usual: Well, the hour of the hour is guaranteed. But they passed there quietly, some children with their feet, although there was almost my mother on her knees, some in a wheelchair or on her arms, the waitress took the children's table from them. One then cried, the rest of the solidarity sneered, but they were calmed very quickly. Then they also calmly separated. Everyone smiles, mothers are calm and friendly, children hold on to them, they are also quiet, look with curiosity. Strictness did not smell.
and...
For the Japanese, as far as I know, bringing problems with their behavior to the people around them is considered extremely impolite. Mentality is so.

Wow here.
You don’t know Mommy. They, seeing the sign "With the children can not," even if they themselves did not fall into this cafe, and they were not going to go anywhere, but just went by - they will definitely raise the steam wheel to infringe on the mothers.
Of course, not all children's women are transformed into a "mammuleak", but the owner of the institution will be enough one-on-one per thousand passers, so that the matter does not cost a beloved brain.
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Because you should not write with "children ", but 18+
A is

Smart people do not go to rallies - they explain to fools that they are independent, free, genius, the creators of History, and then send an anonymous e-mail the text of the poster and GPS coordinates, where to stand, and from how many to how many.

Male and female logic.

She called her husband's mistress a prostitute - no reaction
called "theta with a low level of social responsibility" offended,
So the husband came up with the attack that his loved one is offended by a bad wife.

PS pulled him out of the house with things and order "go comfort 24 hours a day"
Both are dissatisfied.

Dream: I am at the Elon Musk conference. For some reason with a delegation with the guys from the karate section. Elon from the scenes shows the wonders of robotics (including some costumes that allow dolphins to swim faster). The hall is an aura of innovation and almost fantasy. And then from the back row rises some man and with such a characteristic, paternal speech on the whole hall shouts: "Robot, and you have a perforator, by chance, no one has with you?"

K: I quarreled with a guy because of the fact that some girls are added to him. I think I’m a jealous bitch...What do I do?
X: These are not girls, they are spare airfields. Do not relax.

Media: to improve the ecosystem Moscow will be inhabited with shrubs and nurses
Did the mosquitoes do it?

The preamble. When I was a child, I couldn’t watch movies on TV in three places. Village cinema, video salon and local soldier club.
by Fabula. In the club "turn" a Hollywood militant. The audience is a company of soldiers and a patsana on the gallery. A scene where a half-naked sex bomb shoots a pack of 'bad' and asks from the screen -God! What should I do now!? to
The voice from the hall - Recharge the weapons and go to the fire line!

From the Yellowstone volcano discussion forum:

Yyy: Where do the sensors broadcast online?? I have a beer and chips in the store.)
xxx: If it is still robbed, the broadcast will be directly in the window, regardless of where it is located.

C discussion of Tizen OS on Samsung Smart TV:
xxx: And why did the GUI under the tach interface for television?
yyy: you can throw popcorn into the screen and change the clips on the utube

The plaque. Smoking, as you know, is not allowed. The man-neighbor returns from the tamur all prosecuted. Major, sitting opposite, years 25 and gloss:
You can’t smoke bla bla bla. I do not smoke and have never smoked.
The smoking neighbor: Fuck, I envy you!
In order to quit smoking, you need to...
The smoking neighbor: No. I am no longer jealous.