Daddy: Anya, what is the Internet, tell me?
There is a lot of information on the internet, if you want, you can find everything there. Ask a question and we’ll find the answer in Google.
......
When will Anna’s grandmother come?

Google is crazy, it’s crazy :)

xxx: worked somehow in a well-known realtor office. I don't know who accepted applications for the sale of apartments there, but there were plenty of rooms with addresses in them. Particularly busy were the street "26 Baku commercials" and the street "Sto Livarov".

Dober: My New Nick – Toulen-Telepat
I understand why Tullin, but why Telepat?
I knew you would ask it!

News: "For the development of the village in Russia will be allocated 42 billion rubles."

One of the comments:

The money will be thrown over the seals from the plane, but it will again go to Switzerland and London.

I bought the Kalashnikov machine, and whoever thinks I am a fool, let him first throw a stone at me.

9 January 2013
The morning is the first working day after the holiday.
I call on a client's request, which was sent to the NH.
Anastasia is in contact.
The dialogue:
Hello Anastasia?
Where are you calling? (I was wrong with my number)
- I need Anastasia, I call by phone number xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx
And who are you? Why does she know who I am if I am wrong?
Are you Anastasia?
Tell me first who you are? What fucking thing?
I, Vasya, the company xxx
That tells me nothing! and what? ( and???)
Is Anastasia there or can she not come? Could I call back later? Or am I wrong with the number?
What did you want? I want to hear your name, your mother. It’s so hard to answer – are you Anastasia or not?
I need Anastasia, do you need Anastasia?
I don’t need to introduce myself because I don’t know who you are. (This is the logic)
- we have an application for products, it indicates Anastasia and phone number, here I call Anastasia to clarify some questions.
Oh yeah, I am Anastasia. Fuck, at last
What is the power of the engine you are interested in? Was it not written in the application?
- I'll give the phone to my husband, talk to him, it's he ordered (how did you get my brain out at nine in the morning?)

A cruise ship is sinking. It drowns quickly, but confidently.
However, this does not bother the team, most of which is occupied with marodering. The boats, clearly not intended for ordinary passengers, load everything in a row - from crystal lustres to toilet paper.
However, the passengers themselves the inevitable flooding, too, seems to worry little. Only the units at the expense of family fortunes and conscience break into the boats to the cochigars, spit on everything, and, pressing the passport in their teeth, jump into black unknownness on board or try to organize a rescue, sometimes falling in panic.
Most of them try to sit down in no way, without splashing cocktails, in the sleeping beds that slide on the deck. Some manage to joke about the ridiculous walk of the captain carrying the ship’s safe. Well, and the most heckmen even claim that this is a normal marine turbulence, not a disaster.

This is the image I have of all this. c) Edduardi

The Girl:
if you find a guy with a very long, measure first with him, and then look at how much goes in, then you can find out the depth)))
I have to try)
The boy :
Sorry for my French xDDDD

X: Yesterday I watched Darkness, the last part
X: the phrase in the film
X: I am still rubbing over her and breaking my head
X: Half deadly, half immortal
Q: Will the girl ever die or not?! to
Y: half of

The Exorcist:
"Raped the wicked ones that make near their home "leaning police officers", or vice versa, holes, such as not to chase! The road is not normal. From this day on, I will be serving a long hook by moving a deliberately created inequality. I wonder how much time is on the clock. Go out and rub your tails, sleep with sand, if you don’t want to wake up from my very loud thumb, Pidar!

Here you will be crushed. Then they fall asleep. You do it right, peder.

When will television makers begin to combine the advertising of different products in one video?
A guy is sitting on the internet from a megaphone from his Acer laptop running a new Windows 8, but here the mommy allowed to eat Rollton with Lipton tea. Suddenly, he turns half the table over to himself, squeezing his perfectly white shirt. Immediately appear aunt Asya and myadder with powder "Myth". A guy in a fresh shirt sits back behind his new super cool Acer laptop running Windows 8 to play World of Tanks.

C 4PDA

xxx: The sections are separated with the normal stock and everything was done as written in the instructions!!! to
The sections are divided, my captain!
zzz: Measures are measured
QQQ: Drinks are drunk
ppp: Printed
sss: electrons are electrified

So about the cat :)
For almost 7 years, our red hates on linoleum in the kitchen. This is due, as it turned out, not to the health of the cat, but to the warming. As soon as the temperature rises by 5 degrees - the cat cries. Actually, the puzzles of various kinds to give out all tired and gathered on the fact that thank you, not on the bed, not on the carpet, but on the linoleum and in the same place. Wind and beauty. But one day, an epic happened.
I went into the kitchen and he just finished. He saw me. I understood everything. Eyes in the eye for a minute.
– What is it? – I asked desperately.
The cat, without taking his eyes away, smoothly took a step back and slowly descended with the mouth on a bunch. I hid it, shit. And continues to watch.
I lasted for five minutes and then left crying from laughter. The cat was washing all day.

Going home from work on the hill road. And it runs on the road, cars are flowing. Well, and 2 children 5 years old - one is rolling down from the hill to the road, and the other is looking from the top. At the end of the mountain in front of the highest road, he brakes, turns to the mouth, and, pleased, cries up "I have survived".

In general, people who drank and then did things, honestly, do not cause much pity, because the decision to eat is made in a sober state.

Do you want to forget?
YYY: YES!!!!!!!!))))))))))))
XXX: From Friday to Sunday.
YYY: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!)))))))
XXX: Find the money.
YYY : :(

The company. We drank, but only one glass. The man pouches the first drinker, he looks at the level of liquid in the pot says:
and all.
The unstoppable flight continues. The second begins to scream:
and all! and all! and all!! to
When the glass is almost full, the spiller raises his head and says:
You got it!! Not everything goes into the glass.
Since then the second knows the word "catch".
P.S I had to drink a glass of vodka...

XX: I here understood, offensive, when a wonderful man did not love you... and happiness, if you did not love you.

Hot chocolate tastes better in an orange cup
European scientists in their recent study confirmed the connection between the color of a dish and the human perception of the taste of the food contained in it. Researchers from the University of Oxford..."
I was waiting for a hint.

- This is what... Here at us Sisadmin for lunch takes a huge bowl, puts 2 packs of bombs, paste, pour boiling water, all this covers with a jersey for the accountant and puts the body of the system on top for reliability. Wait 5 minutes and eat ?
Probably the taste of the system.