On this day, every year, in the morning, always, there are two questions:
1st Where are all these people from?
2nd Why are the roads not cleaned?

from the local forum (CAPS is prohibited):

I want to delete my account. How to do it?
Fashion: And even this is not a reason to break the rules. A verbal warning.

For two consecutive winters I could not start the car because the bad battery was cut to zero when it was cold below -20. This autumn, I finally bought a cool and expensive gel battery that could be used to get a tank on the frost. I bought it for dollars from Google Ads. In short, forgive me for the ruined winter :((

Ten years ago, Mikhail Zadornov came to him after a speech in Kiev and threatened to ban him from entering Ukraine, which he loves very much. He replied, “The worst thing would be if you forbade me to leave!”

Comments on Lobby.
Advantages: Surprisingly lightweight and powerful for its size...
The self-pushing function will clearly cope with raw wood under the rain!
Disadvantages: If you shave at home with the automatic pumping system on, you can spit the neck from your wife.

Why are there no viruses on the iPhone?
YYY: Yes, but they are paid.

From Habr:
In short, the algorithm is approximately this:
The Scientific Committee does not engage students
The Committee on Education does not engage in science
The Committee on Youth Policy does not engage in science or schoolchildren, their tracks are entertainment activities.
4) The Governor sends letters back to the Scientific Committee
Goto 1

Talk with Maman about chewing gum in the harsh Soviet childhood.

It was sold for rubles on every corner.
We could only buy them in the moon park.
Specifically, to win...
In a deadly battle.

@DerArto: If you look at the corporate photographs in reverse order, you can see the transformation from a monkey to a human being.

The Prep, which stumbled on the "Orc Genocide in the works of D. Tolkien and N. Perumov".

If you don’t put it on the net and don’t give it a link, you’ll be cursed!

to this:
My grandmother was born in 1907.

The Grandmother! Send SMS to a short number and upgrade your TrialBaby to Pro version. And also UltimateBaby in Sale!

When I was young, I wanted sex almost 24 hours a day, and now, as the eunuchs say, it has been cut off.

Smollla: I have two acquaintances with my own in a quarrel. One husband was not ready for the difficulties of paternity and offered to break up until better times, i.e. From 5 to 7 years old, the second is the opposite. The man wants a child, but cannot conceive. The best taste is that the problem is probably in it.
Let the men change.
Bgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Lena: You’re not going yet?
smollla: Naaain!! I will not have 30 children.
What if you can’t do it later?
Smollla: No meaning
Lena: and then live for what...
The Sims 4 is coming soon.

(On the wall of the scalodrome there are rocks - stones that you climb, and the chamboura - small rings in which carabines are inserted)
I climb a difficult route, and I hit the chambour with my knee (painfully), and I comment down: "Fuck! I’ve pulled my knee!"
Below is a new guy who doesn’t know the terms.
"You are there more accurately with your camembur!", he replies.

I was royal today.
She came to me, asked what I was doing, I wrote a code for a smart home, briefly told what I did today. She asks:
Could the bush cook?
I: It can, if you pick up an executive device.
She: Here and pick up a beautiful, smart and loving executive device.

My child has a fever (9 months) Called the pediatrician.
The child accidentally picked up the phone and crashed with it in my eye.
By the evening when the doctor arrived, I had swelling under my eyes and a blue-collar shade.
To her questioning look, I answered honestly that my son "charged". She seemed to believe...
In the morning came the neighborhood with two aunts and tortured us and our neighbors for several hours to find out how we live.

Christianity *

Duntik: Only now have I understood why in Scotland women prefer to be full and not to walk on barbecues.

XXX: Throw the man, I sat down on the rap
YYY: Well what can I say...
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<TpaBka>: Winter is the time of scheduled maintenance of the Matrix. To release computing resources to collect garbage, shorten the light day, remove the leaves from the plants, and paint the sky in a uniform grey color. So less need to count in the picture. Previously, everything was covered with even white snow, but with the installation of new powerful servers, this is no longer necessary. After the next upgrade, they say, there will be no need to arrange a dedicated winter at all.

The Winter. Remembering the sorrow

Our boss is an atypical breeder. Because unlike this useful bird, it does not destroy parasites around it, but generates.