The Tyumen Drama Theater offered Depardieu a salary of 16 thousand
We are also looking for a cleaner to offer...

A Muslim man enters a black taxi in London. He urged the taxi driver to turn off the radio because, as established by the decree of his religious teaching, he should not listen to music because at the time of the prophet there was no music - especially Western, which is the music of the unbeliever. The taxi driver polently turned off the radio, stopped the taxi and opened the door. The Arab asked him, “What are you doing?” and the taxi driver replied, “There was no taxi at the time of the prophet, so go on the har and wait for the camel!”

The next zombie series:

Zombies have already built schools and cinemas, raised small zombies, held their Olympic Games and launched a satellite into space, and these all survive.

A talented and very demanding teacher:

All my memories of Demchenko are scars on the brain substance left when trying to cut the twists there.

I sleep after a stormy night. I woke up from the noise in the yard.
The children are called Santa Claus. It comes out "no" Santa without a beard.
One of the children asked, “Daddy, where is your beard?”
He replied with an unwavering voice: "Because she was very itching, I had to shave."
The kids were not surprised and continued to have fun.

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The acquaintances from the ZGU in Zaporozhye, through a projector from the window of the community on the wall of a neighboring house in the CS, cut the grid, and in the evening picked up a beer and greedy porn was allowed but for a short time.

C hubra comment to the post about how one Amur guy paid for the month of the Internet 19 thousand you know what internet provider:
Cheaper than heroin.

When a woman loves, she gives everything, and when she does not love, she takes everything.

Once the grandmaster Viktor Korchnyh published an analysis of one debut version in the influential Yugoslav “Debut Encyclopedia”, where he considered the position of the whites as clearly the best. And a year later, the young Yugoslav master decided to play white against Korchny this same option. And came to the “best for white positions.” The Grandmaster thought for a long time, and then found a winning combination for the black. Recognizing his defeat, Yugoslav insulted:
And in the Encyclopedia you wrote that the position of the white is clearly better!
- The debut theory is not in place, - cleverly smiled Korčna.

On a Friday morning, entering the kindergarten, a little girl asks her father:
“Papa, come, please take me up sober.
What happened, my daughter?
“Nothing, just the last four times instead of me you took our teacher.

You are also an artist.
He: Oh... what kind of artist I am, from the word
She: I like your dog with an open mouth.
He is a cat...
She is: BL

My husband and I were in a large zoo. The earthworms saw the same frog, which if they were to slide, the glutes would go :) She sat sad, with the look of "how you struck me, the trunks grabbed". Her husband looked at her and said:
Oh my God, how can this be wiped out? Characteristically turned away from disgust.
What the frog, apparently, imagined as my husband licked her, and also overwhelmed :D

Xxx: Yeah, he’d fooled me out at school!
Why are you so rude with him?
Xxx: Imagine a friendly basketball match.
Xxx: We oppose another school. Goose depends on the ball.
Xxx: rotates near the " basket" of the opponents, the ball is not given to anyone
Xxx: Here is one of our orets “Isildur!! Throw in the ring!”
Yyy: blue ><
XXX is in. Everyone who was there was roasted. And Goshik suddenly cries like “Never!”
Xxx: after which he presses the ball to himself!!
Xxx: and whistling “my sweetheart”, jumping along with the ball
Yyy: guy)) it’s just genius
Xxx: We missed that match! He is disgusting!
YYY: What did you want? Should he throw a ring on the enemy?? to
Yyy: No, my Preciousness, things don’t do that, no.

Comment on the news "Gollum, Hulk and Richard Parker will fight for the Visual Effects Society Prize":
Djordji123: What if Hulk wins? And my charm. If Hulk wins, we will eat him whole.

I work in a building materials store with a girl named Valeria (B).
Q. Do you have a LERKA (primary tool for cutting scissors)?? to
I am Lerk!
Q. (in half a voice) Yes, I’d cut you the rod... and you go.
Valeria is completely upset, the rest who are in the subject of patchwork.))

My wife just wrote that her son had struck a cat. The change grows.

This world is constant :)
Some people are flying on their teeth.

In Switzerland, the accounts of several figurants of the Magnitsky list - officials and security officials, who in the United States are considered guilty of the death of the auditor Hermitage Capital, have been frozen.

Comments: We are waiting for an asymmetrical response from the Russian Duma... just minute by minute a ban on the purchase of Swiss watches and a story about the harm of Swiss chocolate is expected.

Have I read? In Serpukhov, police identified a textile sewing shop in which 256 Vietnamese citizens worked illegally.
The eight-bit production. It will soon be 16 bits.

xxx: At work almost over my head sits a firm engaged in hardware cosmetology, of those that help the cheeks and second beards to fight gravity. And here’s a lady who’s rooked up there, goes down and goes through a cigarette. My aunt is smoking. And the lady, passing past her, folding the sponges with a chicken goose, pictured with her hand, pushing away the invisible Spanish fly, exhales: "Fouu". Aunt carefully shakes the ashes and breaks: "Yes, your perfume is still fucking"