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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №58401
 10.01.2012
Interview with an unknown girl in chat:
I: Where do you live?
She: You can almost say that in Moscow, I have only two days to go before her.
I: And I’m in Urupinsk, it’s in northern Canada.
She is cruel!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №58400
 10.01.2012
X: Did you sleep today?
YYY: In general, yes
YYY: I wanted to fall longer
Yyy: but the neighbor started drilling the wall at 11:30
Yyy: and I had to roll up in horror for an entire hour until 12.30)))

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58399
 10.01.2012
by Yuri (19:07) :
I swear tonight.
I got up like this, I forgot that I was sleeping in shorts, I went to the push, I took off the shorts, I thought it was a coward, I drove by the air with my hands, I panicked, I thought the shit was stolen, then I opened my eyes, I look normal.
I am glad I did not sleep.

Oakley (19:09) :
My mom is sleeping.
by Yuri (19:09) :
and CHO?

Oakley (19:09) :
I barely kept laughing.
in the pillow.

by Yuri (19:11)
I play you.
Glad I didn’t go too far)
I would have blown up there.

by Oleg (19:13) :
Let you shut up! I can't wake up my mom! :)
by Yuri (19:15) :
Yes, you throw my indignation, chick-pindron stolen, I was scared.
Oregon Offline

[ + 39 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58398
 10.01.2012
"Tripping" of private taxi drivers. Taxi Driver: "If anything, say we are relatives". Oh, relatives are Uzbek, Ukrainian and Korean!

[ + 37 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58397
 10.01.2012
We are already a team of superheroes. It is time for us to shout at our nics. Or their best quality. Let’s say strong!
Masterstop: Well then: smart!
RG-45 is a trick!
Tagged with: Dolboeb!
Tree: Nephew of the General Director of Gazprom!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №58396
 10.01.2012
I’m sitting in the macdake preparing for the exam. A friend asks
What are you doing there?
I just read.
You better read it out loud.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №58395
 10.01.2012
XXX is
I was a technician today.)

YYYY
The role games?

the youth)

It doesn’t bother me.)

XXX is
The repair of the mole.)

I dominated over the garlic, then under the garlic)))

in different poses, Kamasutra rests, the hands hurt))))

[ + 6 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58394
 10.01.2012
I read to the end of the page and went to sleep.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №58393
 10.01.2012
From Twitter

xxx: exhibition of cats "winter alliance". There are words.
yyy: I offer the name "Triple Union" or "Siamese: thank you for murching".
xxx: can not also be ignored by the name "Summer Horde" and "Kisoblanca"

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58392
 10.01.2012
My father burned today. Translated like a wild boy.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №58391
 09.01.2012
Mother compelled to fill out the application for a new overseas. Passport, because the old one will soon be out of date. I fill the seat, I get to the "date of issue". I look into the passport, I see that the deadline will soon expire and without a back-thinking I say: “Oh, mom, look, the passport will soon expire.” I was still so surprised at the moment of her look at al-la "What oligofren is in front of me?".

[ + 40 - ] [10 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58390
 09.01.2012
My husband has two domestic rats. When I need to clean the cage, she pulls them out and puts them on my table.
I play in the XS and I don’t look at the sides. I periodically jump to the desk. I am entering the game - just a dangerous moment! In panic, I catch a rat instead of a mouse. Scream: fucking, everyone on the server hollowed

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58389
 09.01.2012
Bread with mayonnaise, and let the whole world wait!!...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №58388
 09.01.2012
In the 21st century, the semester begins with the search for VKontakte teaching.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №58387
 09.01.2012
Comment to the video crash screen test of the phone on YouTube:
Irvine is all. If you really want to experience something for strength just send this "post of Russia" there then any glass will come fucking...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №58386
 09.01.2012
Russian programmers work wonderfully during the day in Redmond, because in Russia at this time is NIGHT!!!))

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №58385
 09.01.2012
Men say they cook better than women
YYY: Men say women cook better than men =D
c) Saintdebosh

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №58384
 09.01.2012
HH: What are you doing?
I am playing the game
Q: Is it busy?
WOW: Yes
XHH: How is it called?
Tagged: real life
Tag: link to download
It is all in silence.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №58383
 09.01.2012
XXX is hello. How did the NHK say?
YYY: Healthy... fun, but there are people who have noted more fun :)
xxx is?
YYY: Yes at work... on the first day after the NH, the employee comes. The look is not fresh, not shaved. On the head of the hat something funny, strange, pink. Such a volume. He dresses up, removes it, and underneath it another :), the normal one in which he usually walks. I am on him, he is on me (what kind of thing?!). I point my finger to his head, he so slowly raises his hands to his head, touches his hat, removes it, looks around and says, “I’ve been looking for her everywhere!”
YYY: Ahahah...
I probably slept in it :)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №58382
 09.01.2012
X: Yes, all bosses always have names.
X: Even the good ones
Y: No, I worked under the leadership of a man who had no surname in the 90s.
It was a Ukrainian by the name Dyatel.

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