I, Anya and Pasha, are discussing their upcoming wedding.
I: Pash, have you already decided what you will do?
Pacha: I don’t know, I’ll probably stick to my usual style.
Cowards and iPhones?

No, I’m glad, but Zhenya hasn’t decided yet if he’s ready to share my attention with the hammer.

You are jealous, chick?

XX to AGA. Yesterday I asked you to fuck me. I am jealous of the shrimp today.

Go to bed, behind the roof.
Here are the stories for the night.
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eight = e
XH: 8 x O
XH: 8 O
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thx: 8_x==8
thx: 8_x = 8
XH: 8_x8
Theme: 8_8
This Is What Happens When You Don’t Sleep Long
Tag: falling eyes
Tag: peaceful night
Fuck you, fuck you, I tell you.

Owners of cats.
It turns out there is the PawSense program, which is designed to determine the moments when a cat is walking on the keyboard.)))

by Victoria13:13:39
Let's play what
Today I am honest.
I answer one.
Your question, only
One, send it
The friends
You will see, you
Blow up with questions! will be
Have fun, I wait
The question.
Waiting for the question.

Toughened 13:30:08
What is the difference between approximation and interpolation?

Meeting with foreigners:
"A: I met an American, chatted via Skype. During the conversation there was a question about intimate things. Well, how not to ask about the size of a man’s dignity. He is proud of me – 8!
I rubbed, and even in the chat corresponding smiley posted. He offended me, removed me. It was only then that I noticed a clamp near the eight – and remembered what measurement system was in the United States. This is how they lose their happiness (".

We sit with Dan in the evening, watching TV. I say so gently:
“Today I listened to Anja and Pasha discussing who their children would look like. Who do you think our people will be like?
Dan: For the people?

I explained to her that defragmenting a disk is like bringing order in an apartment without taking out garbage.
She did not talk to me for three days. I have done so many things in these three days.

On the site with shoes description of boots:
Type of hood: hood.
Type of seat: seat.

When Google finally releases such a proga that will send off all yandex.bars, satellites mail.ru, defenders of quip and other creatures that change the start pages and default search in the browser

The lifestyle.
In my free time I like to ride the elevator.

I took a shower. I go out of the bathroom naked. A cat sits and with a playful gaze looks at me in the abdomen. He did not tempt the cat, he wrapped up a towel.

xxx: strange... freelancer asked for 359 rubles of advance payment)
yyy: stock is worth a monthly subscription xDD
XXX is fucking.

Medical institute, practice of pathanatomy... Teacher (adjusting the microscope with the next preparation): “My God, you just look, what a charm! Unfortunately, 95% of patients simply do not survive before this..."

The World of Tanks:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
You are not joking! It is so planned! Enemies will go, they will think that this is whose country house, and here it is shooting us home in the back! =) is

We are in our country like children of alcoholics...we are beaten, we are separated, we are not allowed to develop as individuals...and we are all waiting for a kind parental word and candy.

nickos: decided to find a community on Facebook dedicated to our small town, say, is there such an intelligence? It turned out there were, there were even 40 people, wondering who admin...
I am the admin.

Nat: I looked at something under the keyboard, and there was a bunch of little stuff. I went to the kitchen and saw a mountain of dishes. and washed. I went to remove the sausage left on the table in the refrigerator, washed the refrigerator (it was time), then under the refrigerator. Then he swept. Then I washed. In four hours I’m back to the comp... Fuck, I was going for the cloth!=D

XXX: Who are you so evil?
yyy: In the session (((

klopocaswq: found this topic on the net.I was sure that another cowboy.He entered his name and was in shock!!! Reference to
Yuri: Fuck, you’ve already gotten your spam... you’ll appear again... Fuck your grandmother... The horse!! to
Klopocaswq: go go fuck fuck fuck!!! to
Dmitry: It is a miracle! A Christmas miracle! The speaking bot.