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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №75597
 10.01.2013
2 Snowboarders condemn ammunition.

Strong glasses...
What company do you have glasses?
I have shit.
I heard she did a lot.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №75596
 10.01.2013
and RJK. The letter is received)))"Sergey Bezrukov offers you friendship in My World" :-D

YYY: I was somehow "noise beer" knocking. The Beer

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №75595
 10.01.2013
[09:31] diamant: today has not yet any baggerport come!
[11:46] diamant: it turns out, the mail server quietly died at night.

[ + 44 - ] [15 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75594
 09.01.2013
-Yes, the modern schoolchild even about the word "bake" thinks that these are cookies in parental pattern.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №75593
 09.01.2013
>> and the Ukrainian
Workers with Russian
Passports speaking to
The Ukrainian language!

When did passports begin to speak?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №75592
 09.01.2013
XXX is
I came across a pirate gallon with a proud Spanish name "*Ederaso". The Truth! I was rugged. He wanted to take him in his fleet so, for a hitch, but he could not take him on board. Three times over-played—beating like beasts and drowning with the scream: "P... do not give up!"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №75591
 09.01.2013
XXX: I am a dog.
Do you go to bed late and get up late?
No, I’m silently flying and eating mice.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75590
 09.01.2013
With my taste preferences, I’m afraid to get pregnant. Maybe I want wool or machine oil. Or take Bulgaria.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №75589
 09.01.2013
Do you remember the stripes of ice on the sidewalks wrapped by children and adolescents? Today I saw a man over 50, in a suit and a coat, who from the run, with a smile on his face slipped on this trail!)))) Let us always be a little kids!!! to

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75588
 09.01.2013
Zheka: About the exhibitionists reminded... in being my young sixteen-year-old girl, a whiteboat, I walk somehow on an empty street, eat ice cream. Suddenly I met my uncle. 15 meters from me, I see his face reviving, climbing the width to stretch behind his instrument. And I have such a good mood, sunny, I think: "Here is a shit, the whole idea of ice cream is a hint to me!" Yes, like a barrel on the whole street by a bass: "Just try, just try, I'll cut off all the stuff! " And my hands with ice cream threatening meat. What in the end? Uncle pinched through the bushes with a frightened look, and my ice cream did not withstand the involvement in the psychological attack, and fell to the ground. The pig was like that, but it did it. and :(

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №75587
 09.01.2013
The time at 22.00 in our family is called "Well, let’s check what we didn’t eat in the day".

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №75586
 09.01.2013
Enjoyed a comment to the video, where the guys on the tenth try to catch the camaz master on the track:

What a dozen! We were behind such a barrel on the teaser 170 flying, wanted to shoot. But when they "hoped over" the railway shift at speed 110, I had to give up the photos)))))))

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №75585
 09.01.2013
Bryozoa: I made a bomja in the three sims — there all the map is available to the sim, and he lived in the park, smelled, tore hamburgers at picnic eaters, slept on the bench and gathered charity, playing guitar.
But then he was pumping the skill of the guitar game, he started kicking 100 backs per play hour, gathered a band and went to France for a tour. After that, playing for him became disgusting and uninteresting to me."

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75584
 09.01.2013
Comments on YouTube
xxx: And how did I get here from the video of sea cabbage?
yyy: How did you get on the video about sea cabbage?

c) Klaid

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75583
 09.01.2013
XX: In the NH, I learned what multiculturalism is. At two in the night I go out into the courtyard - a Muslim neighbor in Santa Claus's hat with the cry "New Year's Eve" turns a Chinese lighthouse into it.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75582
 09.01.2013
French actor Gérard Depardieu, who recently received Russian citizenship, invited the Tyumen Grand Dramatic Theatre to his band.
<nullie> His salary, according to the terms of a temporary employment contract, will be 16 thousand. The rub. "plus all kinds of benefits and payments for roles".
<beef> nothing to yourself. Just such a salary. Without training at work.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75581
 09.01.2013
I bought today in the supermarket, date 09.01.2012... thought mistake.
At home, he bite the bull - Anne is not okay, no mistake.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №75580
 09.01.2013
We need to brush the rabbit’s teeth and sleep.
Do you want to brush your child’s teeth?
VN: Let’s go, I think I’m poorly brushing his teeth.
Tambo: Why do you think so?
He doesn’t scream ?

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75579
 09.01.2013
of UW. Newspapers "Sunday plus" - good to fuck from here jokes. You are not funny :D

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №75578
 09.01.2013
...When a new foreign woman introduced herself: "Nana Lew" – we offended her with her rust... A week later, after lunch, she says: "Now, I’m on the table!" and she pouches her beer straight at work. We love you!

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