xxx> I'll go down I'll go after the kidder)
Yyy> whose child is he?
xxx> yes not child fucking) kidder surprise)
yyy> it is a clove, uhu. True, I recently learned that the modern kidney surprises, in the sense of the yellow inner egg, are now with the opening cover. In my time, there were separated
xxx> yes now yes now
yyy> it’s amazing how quickly the world around you is changing. You have no time to look around, and there is nothing usual left in life.
yyy> and all the women around are rubber.

Normal foods were missing from the stores - I brought cattle and chickens, I planted potatoes, beans - I have my milk, meat, eggs. Now I only buy bread.
It was forbidden to sell vodka at any time - I stopped drinking, so as not to depend on the schedule of the shops, and I drank a few thousand a month.
They will not burn electricity, I will go to bed early.

I just can’t understand where the state plans to take money for its existence if people won’t buy anything and don’t take taxes from?

xxx: Only do not need to decrypt English through Chinese, or you will have like Zadornov: Wagons from the Slavic Vagin, in them our ancestors made children (even before they told the Egyptians that their god Ra is our, Slavic). The Americans are stupid, are they ready? They ride in wagons!

>Parents are great, but it’s time to grow up.
Prince Charles is 65 and I don’t regret it.

Yesterday, half a day ago, the number was turning in my head... I couldn’t remember whom it was for a long time! I decided to ask Google.
XXX: I asked, there was no surprise.
YYY: What are the numbers?
xxx: 937-99-92 - program "Wait for me"...
Tagged: lol

Recently, honest people and law-obedient people are often confused, although this is almost the opposite. But it is simple: the honest man is the one who has honour, and the law-obedient is the one who has obedience.

Only a few believe in good.

To quit smoking is great.In addition, so many pluses.And health, and savings, and other pleasures.But as practice has shown, there is one minus, which overlooks everything.

We need to hurry for bread.
After 11 p.m. no beer is sold.

The student was late for class.
Teacher: You were late today, and I named your name correctly.

In the light of the last long-awaited premiere in the "God of the machine" and "Royal in the bushes" appeared a new synonym. A bomb with a switch!

TV3 program for today:
...
12:00 The Divine Birth
14:00 The Holy Matrona of Moscow
15:00 to the Saints. Holy Elizabeth
16:00 The Holy Ilya Pechersky
17:00 to the Holy. Deputy Ksenia Petersburgskaya
18:00 The Bible
23:00 The Holy One John Kronstadtsky
00:00 The Holy One Holy Equal Apostolic Olga
1:00 The Holy One. Sergey Radonezhsky
02:00 The Holy One Dmitry Donskoy
03:00 The Divine Birth

Tomorrow will start with
05:00 Armageddon of Animals

This is so! How are you "the saints"?? to
Armageddon is fucking.
The animals!

XXX: She’s cute just before you talk to her.
YYY: Don’t talk to her.
Just touch it XD

to this:
Goa has a house. In the kitchen I was met with a cockroach, similar in appearance to our own, but catastrophic in size. The owner immediately explained that the cockroach in no way can be knocked or otherwise offended. He must be fed, and then he will not go into the food, on the tables, in the bedroom, and will not let other insects into his territory. I fed the cockroach. He went out exclusively in the evening, quickly ate a meal and drowned. It was not seen in any of the other rooms. I haven’t seen any other insects or cockroaches.

So, for reference: this is a Madagascar cockroach. They are specially crafted to eat all the little things like cockroaches-flies-chikhuahua.

Odmin, the cat, the shredder And the cookies are loaded.

I will be in a costume.
In whose costume?
In a man’s costume, fucking.

I add.

exactly is. I remember when I was 6 years old in the planetarium and I was told that the sun would go out and we all fuck, I long sought.

I learned to read early. At the age of six, a translated American documentary book "Shark" accidentally came into the hands, where more than 100 cases of shark attacks on humans, including in small ocean rivers, were first described very colorfully. Until now, and I am over 40, swimming in any river overcomes myself.

Ilgizz: Today my father gave me the car to ride, but as always, I have to wash it and recharge it. After washing and finding myself with my heart lady, I go to the gas station in order to refuel the car and myself (drink a little). Gasoline costs 33 rubles / liter, a bottle of 0.5 liters of ordinary water - 38 rubles. I think I was fooled when I was a child when I was told that oil magnats were the richest and most successful in Russia.

xxx: "How did he do it?" is the standard perception of any movie when it relates to the topic in which we bow, and most do not.
Military jets with militants, aithishniks from films about hackers, doctors from doctoral series, physicists from Indian films, etc.
YYY:... and only when watching porn all these people are nicely serious!

She added a quotation, and the rules changed, now the quotation should not be MUST be funny. Guys, amins, well be people, create a forum already, and on the passage to the quotation strengthen moderation. Who is for?

Course of the Young Fighter:

True love is to clean up an orange and give it to a loved one. It is often very difficult not to eat an orange after long cleaning it.

True love is to clean up two oranges and give one to a loved one, or to eat one for a bit, because (read the classic) sacrifices in love do not bring good.