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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №75577
 09.01.2013
Comments on the opening of a motor school for disabled people.

UUU: I am now also not walking for three months, and I will tell you honestly, for disabled people in the city almost nothing is done, so we do not see them, and they are a lot of them. And abroad they are called people with increased needs, and we have disabled people.

XX: We have people with increased needs – they are deputies.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №75576
 09.01.2013
From 4pda to news about the new mobile processor:

Support for 7.1 channel sound – this was so lacking for mobile phones...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №75575
 09.01.2013
Once the glorious god Perkuno went on a journey through the earth with the underground lord Piculo (Patolo). They wanted to see if they would keep the eternal fire. The travellers came to the goddess of earth. She welcomed them both with love and had a great meal. In thanksgiving for this, Percuno gave her eternal youth, and Piculo presented (the hostess) a festive suite of girls. At night they worked doing what was necessary for the goddess of the Earth, for which they received forgiveness of sins in thanksgiving.
They sinned during the day and worked at night.
This is how freelancers appeared.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75574
 09.01.2013
xxx: I took the skates, went to the skate in Tsaritsino, and he was paid. Well, I was upset and bought 3 banks of condensers.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №75573
 09.01.2013
...When we went to the clinic, the doctor said, ‘Put Lilia here for examination, and Tita can sit next door.’ That is to say, if we were to come with the dad, she would probably have asked, “And let Pisa wait at the door.” Pisa, Tita and Lila are such a family.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №75572
 09.01.2013
Do you remember Max, my ex?
YYY: Then you forget your epic breakup, what happened?
xxx:the fucking...the post of Russia - connecting people.We with him when left?A year and a half ago,and so never communicated more.And somewhere a month before the separation he ordered a book at our address some,self for the candidate.So here - she came!!A month ago!Directly into the box!I got married and got pregnant!She was from Chelyabinsk for a year and a half.
It is blue ?
xxx: well, I'm the girl right, I wrote him to the work mail, so said and so.
YYY: Have you met?
We are now family friends!!He also got married and was able to do the double)Truth, the candidate never wrote)))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №75571
 09.01.2013
Fucking Moscow medicine... Popugaev foolish is not taken anywhere. And in the only place where they still take such a turn that our poppy died in the line, not waiting for the reception, fool! And that, shit, is characteristic, because with people absolutely the same.

So fuck in your mouth all your legislative initiatives, political games and other shit. If you can not make the most simple honey. To serve the people, you are not rulers, but fools.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75570
 09.01.2013
I always knew that Gandalf had not just a tobacco in his tube. It was only after the film that I understood why Gandalf was such a good-hearted humble in life. Radagasta is out like it was, and the grey man smokes it all the time.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №75569
 09.01.2013
[8:06:24] yyy: I was very ill from the fact that my head was wildly hurt.
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[8:06:59] xxx: a funny title! ) That’s how all the pills are called.
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[8:08:24] xxx well and of course
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[8:08:41] yyy: Is sex for what or for what?
[8:08:56] xxx: well this is not to be alone ))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №75568
 09.01.2013
YYY: Forgive your grandfather. He has a spare battery, candles, a mileage extender with a 10 kW heat fan and a launch for the T-34 tank, shut down during service.
The trigger for the T-34 is a gasoline engine, which was later put on the first Zaporozhye. I'm not sure if it's needed to drive the knee of the car, because it can check the entire car regardless of the consequences.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №75567
 09.01.2013
My mother is a philologist. He fills some papers in the neighboring room. I hear him scream:
How does the dog write?
I, in utter confusion, dictate by slogans:
- "So-ba-ka"
The same disturbing pause in response, then rust:
- The sign of the "dog", fucking!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №75566
 09.01.2013
The ordinary working day stretches as a technical support specialist, suddenly behind the wall a drilling sound, and in a second a scream from the neighboring department "Lord! He found me, I don’t know how, but he found me. The neighborhood!!and "

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №75565
 09.01.2013
> and >
The officer took out a clean towel from his pocket, disassembled two stems, wiped out the towel and showed her an absolutely clean towel.

And the oil? Why are the bars not dirty, shit?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №75564
 09.01.2013
Before I bought a car, I thought I didn’t like cars. However, after buying the car, I stopped thinking so, but just began to know it.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №75563
 09.01.2013
I’ve seen and heard a lot while working in the farm. But when I said, I shouted to the Azerbaijani: “Think it’s better that it’s not Russian!”And" I thought about it.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №75562
 09.01.2013
The Lady:
The great power of the internet. With a light hand movement, you can find the husband's mistress, find out her age, phone, where she works, and almost everything in general.
The Internet is a great thing, but social networks are evil on a universal scale!
2nd Men, change your passwords if you want to live peacefully.
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The great power of the internet. My husband will find a new one.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №75561
 09.01.2013
Arina
Compatibility of my name

A favorable alliance with Averyan, Babylon, Galacton, Emelyan, Modest, Tretyak, Philimon. Complicated relationships are likely with Abram, Anuphrie, Dasi, Miron, Putislav.

Ksenia
LOL
Beware of Pussy Riot, they are here at every step.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №75560
 09.01.2013
I remembered something...
We had a colonel in the army, a commander of the unit.
xxx: such a real folk fuck, with a harsh army humor
xxx: So, after the next moral destruction of the personnel, he smiled and spoke to the whole square "Experiences, comrades! I have a part!"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75559
 09.01.2013
The Goddard Hero clearly described all my weekends: "Nothing new. It is there."

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №75558
 09.01.2013
kepifi: night, got up from the couch that the cat from the closet to drive out, there put a bunch can and apparently accidentally pressed on the controller, the TV is turned on and here we put a bunch already two (((

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