Get rid of the compass and stay with me! You will be taken to the army tomorrow.

3:11 Maria Kondakova joined the group ▄▀▄▀▄▀I hate Bydlo-Hopov!!!▀▄▀▄▀▄

3:10 Maria Kondakova left the group "▬▬Nokia Club of Owners ▬▬".

I got it x)

XXX: I won’t have sex in the city center for two reasons:
it is illegal and constitutes a violation of public order;
This is Russia – get advice and spouse things.

Blonde: I bought myself boots on a raised heels, and allowed a friend to do my hair removal with hot wax
FOX: x: and without epilation the boots didn’t slip?

xxx: throw the girl I know quite a little bit and she left me this on the wall:
The situation!! Walk, we had to sleep in one tent...mm...What will we do??? Share it to everyone and find out who and what will do with you in the forest! It will be fun!!! to
XXX: What do I do to answer?
I think I think, mmm.
YYY: Say that first you would strangle her with your sleeping bag, then you would split it, smash it with mayonnaise, lick it all, then you would go splashing out of that amount of minoose, then you would come, and if it was still warm, you would have sex with her, if it had already cooled, you would pull her closer to the fire and have sex with her, then you would pull her out into the woods, sleep with leaves, and leave her for breakfast to wolves, wolves love to eat those who send all kinds of dumb spam.

I have a kindergarten under the windows. When I came home, I witnessed the dialogue between my mother and the little girl.
How is the day, Rabbit?
It is okay, Mom.
Did you behave well?
Yes Yes
Did you eat it all today?
and no. I stumbled and dropped the plate on the floor.
Did you get anything after that?(Mom worried if the baby was hungry)
The child’s response...
The puzzles...

September of 1987. Military Department of May. Studios are sitting, frightened by the information that the problems with the "war" are solved by two summer holidays in the ranks of the Soviet Army, waiting for the start of the first class. A tall, dry-haired officer enters the audience by virtually a marching step. He saluted. Then he pronounces a phrase that has long defined the life of this stream:
My name begins with "X" and ends with "Y".
(Theatre break, students in shock)
It sounds like Halil. And what you think will be in your heads!

downloaded from the network Best movie-2,screen essays,during the film in places,when there was silence in the hall and on the screen, clearly heard a whistle,and when the titles went one of the male voices issued:"Fuck,what for the shit,the money will be returned?"

M: Dress up for poker
I don’t know poker.
The better the better :)))

In the universe, one reed passes by the other and says the following:
“Alexander Vasilyevich, when you go by you, you have to eat immediately.

Being "after negotiations", I accidentally met my business partner - Vera, a very nice lady that I had not seen for a long time.
She, of course, melted from such attention, scattered in the cheeks at the farewell.In general, the moment is pleasant for both sides.
And about a month later, at the next meeting, Vera thanked me and said that the gifts were cool and so chic that she barely had enough money to pay for them at the universe’s box office where I gave them.

K to:
Alexey: Fuck, the soup in the bowl eaten. When I drank, I saw 50 kopecks on the bottom.

mystiql : O_o hyacebe bonuses

Soup in the bowl! Are you completely normal?

The vodka is over and there is no crisis.

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As for Daniela:

—Georgi Nikolaevich, and it is true that you were paid to get rid of him.

of you?

and ha! This was the case in the “Mino” filming. We were in the mountains.

Farmers from nearby villages. And the peasants under Tbilisi are people.

and wealthy.

The shooting is nine hours, and we do not spare the mass. I ask my

Assistant of Data:

Do they know that we only pay three rubles? Say it again to

There was no scandal.

Dato announced in Rufus:

Masonry, keep in mind! Three rubles, and no more can we do!

“Nobody insists,” the peasants said. Three so three.

They collected three rubles, and the old man of the mass brought them Dato.

Director of Subordinate:

- Here you all complain about the crisis, the worsening of life because of

In other words, you have a salary this year.

Up to 75 percent!! to

Higher than what year?

What next...



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So comes the old age... came to my dad (47 years old) men, drank a glass of beer and measured like boys...who the pressure is lower, he won...he goes for beer.

I am at work, my husband is on duty. The son (who was 2 years old) approaches him and asks: “Dad, where is the fuck?”" The husband asks, scared: “WHO?”" The son: “Where is my baby?”" The child has lost a camel.

I studied law. During the break, he went out to smoke and listened to the conversation of two blondes:
How good we have come here, look at how beautiful boys are.
2 is yes! Some of them are all poor, not one in the car did not come!

13 Russian athletes entered the top 10 best in the world in judo
Line of Television News

Yancen: If you were able to knock down the person responsible for most of your troubles, you’t be able to sit for a week.