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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №76637
 29.01.2013
It is a whisperer, flagship milling metallurgy.
There is a ceiling in our room. of capital. It lies. In every rainfall.
It flows so that we come and loose under our feet.
Accordingly, the humidity in the room is worse than in the basement.
Now the focus is on solving the problem with the boss.
They pulled the cable channels and the hose and, seriously, instead of repairing the roof they want to squeeze it to the ceiling in the corner where it flows, and through the hose into the sludge sludge to do.
At the same time, the area of the cable channel is small, it will still drop by, and they are discussing the possibility of buying a rack and attaching it to the ceiling.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №76636
 29.01.2013
I came up with how to go to the post office of Russia, and that there were no queues there.
As it turned out, everything is simple and brilliant: you have to come there when the TV shows go!

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76635
 29.01.2013
Yes, he is an idiot.
WOW: A girl tried to pull me into her room, and I ran away from her and shouted, “You won’t buy me for an egg!” Study the fool’s oven!"
HH: You too...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76634
 29.01.2013
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YYY: What is it?
My wife told me to wash the dried fruit before eating.
It had to be washed.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №76633
 29.01.2013
With the arrival of a child in the house, I learned easily to understand what Donald was saying.
WOW :?
The Disney channel is my favourite ?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №76632
 29.01.2013
*after viewing the map "Preferred browsers on different continents"*

Ingwerhexe: I am generally surprised that, judging by the map, all of North America is using AI.
Kot: I: ))) the home of the AI must use the AI as a punishment for giving birth to it

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №76631
 29.01.2013
Nap: And I sit down and, as a fool, check. But why how?
Lord Kelvin: Today is a day of self-disrespect.
The day: No. Who am I to decide what day is today?

[ + 17 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76630
 29.01.2013
[17:45] <cannabis> and in general, I haven’t forgiven you the story with this smile yet
[17:45] <Ringo> with whom?
[17:46] <cannabis> :3
[17:46] <cannabis> when you told me that this smiley means a member in the mouth
[17:46] <cannabis> and turned out to be a cat

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №76629
 29.01.2013
Danil Sapegin: ah, today the new firmware has been released for all devices, I am sitting on the TV update ))
by Leonard0: (rofl)
Leonard0: You know a couple of three years ago you would have been sent to a psychiatrist for the UPDATE of the TV

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №76628
 29.01.2013
In Tokyo opened a Korean restaurant "Hatiko in salad"
Tagged: lol

[ + 46 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76627
 29.01.2013
borrowed from Slavuta Forum (Ukraine)

"Lord Jesus, in all the subjects there is your native language... a huge request to write in a understandable Russian language, or I do not understand these NIIIHHHERRRRRAA. Dear Ukrainians, if you write messages in your language then you can at least translate in Russian? I only know two languages, Russian and Russian.
- you ba moscali go out (Translation: "these Russian great guys")

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76626
 29.01.2013
More news from Europe.
Moscow officials decided to take child pornography seriously.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76625
 29.01.2013
From the review about the tablet:"from the screen well wiped goats, still gorilla gloss"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №76624
 29.01.2013
The MSc Diploma will be a document you can be proud of. They will be in A4 format, which is much larger than the current ones. (Victor of the Garden)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №76623
 29.01.2013
Years and so 150 years ago, the fathers did not say that you can not swim without a swimsuit, not because there were no swimsuits, but because no one came to the mind to ask anything like that from the fathers.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №76622
 29.01.2013
From the reviews about "vintage" (vortex tingo):
High clearance - 190 mm, easily passed by the urban off-road.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76621
 29.01.2013
I went home with my mother.
I: Ma, it seems that I am developing topographic cretinism... And I have something in my shoe... in my folder... in my heel! It shakes and shakes!
M: I think you’re developing cretinism at all.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №76620
 29.01.2013
sd> pipet
sd> taught the company
sd> they do not write documents on the file server, and I only learned about it two weeks later...
sd> this is what I understand "admin with nonsense not to bother"

[ + 7 - ] Comment quote №76619
 29.01.2013
Do you know what words he uses in the bathroom? I have begotten you, I will kill you!" Bubble is fucking!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №76618
 29.01.2013
Chat with a friend after a long break in communication:

X: Well, how about the personal front? Are there movements?

Y: Due to the complicated circumstances, I am selecting candidates for the first company of my future army of cats, with whom I will live in old age.

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