Is it hard to write where you’ve seen it?

At first I thought it was HTML.

It was necessary to declare to friends in a slightly drunk state and shout from the threshold: Christ has risen! confusing views and a question with a half-drunk voice: “Is it already Easter?”“Christmas is like..." and my answer: "Yes, no. I just thought about eggs..."
Everyone was lying down...so I immediately trembled from such a laugh)))))))

The Tango:
You guys, you guys are fucking.
Stop taking the first 10 steps to these fools. If he cheers, he cheers on your next greetings.I like it. If you need it, he will get you from underground, a child will write, call, in exceptional cases will give flowers, and you will never humble yourself, even if you love, then you will love, and the sediment from your humiliation will remain, and will torment you.

Alexandra
"Yes, you guys fuck" - the first phrase killed. Of course, the text was not written by a girl, and not even a grandmother... A stupid bull – read a cow. Sometimes the ears are worn out of such vulgarity. No normal man who needs a normal relationship will have anything serious to do with such a lady.
A woman who reacted so much about men is predestined to be hit by men because she will see nothing in her partner except for bad qualities.
If a girl wants to be the first step towards her, then she should be a girl, not thin, because cows only doy, and if they fuck - and then, perverse.

Tanned
If you don't notice, after the girl's tail stands

xxx: You convinced me that you were disciplined and punctual!
YYY: I am like that! If I sleep at work, I must sleep at work.

Why are you angry? ?
She: so you do not provoke) I will be gentle and gentle))))))
How to use toilet paper for 180r? xd

I talk to my younger brother (MB) on Skype, discuss his passed exam (studying in another city).

I: So what about the exam?
MB is sad. To the trio, the elderly for preparation did not ask those questions.
I: Well, punish her male, adult, so that the next time, the necessary questions.
The father, passing by, commented on the advice: "Do not think of punishing so, or she will like, you will not give up the session at all".

by Evgeny 16:19:02
Guess the mystery.

Rome 19:07:28
42 is

The game chat. After the announcement of the recruitment to the guild of people over the age of 25, there was a conversation about the fact that after the age of 25, people have other priorities:

I am 30, and if the question of choosing between the raid and the family arises, then 19 people will be sent.
You have a big family.
Theme: WELL

On some site with films, there was a discussion of the reality of colors during special effects. The tearful monologue almost made himself slide.

You haven’t seen the red color!! to
XHH: I have never met with girls, a beautiful girl was hit immediately, and we, having crossed several times, decided to meet!
xxx: First date, all this, an uncomprehensible feeling of stiffness, excitement, the experience of being out of thread
Oh yeah yeah! I was from the niche!
I forgot my cell phone at home.
XHH: I understood this when I approached the meeting place and already saw her speaking (attention!!) My relationship with my grandmother!! to
XHH: Rather, my grandmother spoke: "Are you a grandmother? I am his grandmother! Did he leave the phone at home? How do I know? Please don’t hold my grandson’s hand, I saw a couple of weeks ago something suspicious in his hands (it was my black scotch), don’t feed him – he can go down under himself, and (all on the same loud connection, with a shout of scream) don’t have sex with him, he should still GET!!!! to
You didn’t see the red color!! to

Ppc, the poor man) and strong! Once since then hasn’t committed suicide, and it’s still out ?

Tomsk pig complex started selling eggs...I’m scared!

Here the story one happened on the number three: we and a friend are bad (well, I understand why). Jurke was slightly easier, so he gave him a backpack and went for a beer. After 20 minutes, he returns with a beer, then with his words: I am approaching the underground crossing, there are two people standing there, beer drinking. Well, they got the york, they gave it in the forehead, they began to fight. A cell phone falls on the road. When they saw the mobile phone, they said:"All, the mobile phone is done, we take it down." And they fled. Jura came with a beer... with a speck on his forehead... All on the nerves. He starts to ball in his pockets, and his cell phone is with him! Lan, next, we look out the window, and these fools come out of the supermarket and move away. Not only did they work their own mobile phone, they also lighted up in the supermarket. I have never seen such fools!! So while Yura was filling out the protocol, I was looking for two sets of keys that fell out of my pocket during the fight. I found both of them.)

I answered:

xxx: I wonder where normal people are, except the Chamber of Measures and Weights

In every chamber there are normal people, it is only the sanitary outside full of frostbite.

Demon: Shut up, my computer broke, so I learned from boredom and hopelessness to wire spikes.
Now you still have to learn...

xxx: Why is there no button next to the "Close" button, so that what came out will never come out again?

Long time to come up with the levels of difficulty in the games - light, medium, heavy, superheavy, Korean, Chuck Norris

I bought a soft toilet paper with the smell of herbs. It feels like I crumbled in the park in the bushes and rubbed with a speck.

I went to the cinema today.
WOW: and how
HHH: I came there. I took tickets. I have a window for the session every hour. I went to the store and bought a book. Then I feel like I want a push. I sat in the bathroom at the cinema. The toilet is empty, no one. I got the book and started to write.
And then I apparently forgot to close the door, a man comes to me and a painting with oil: I sit on a push in the theater with a stitch and with a clever look I turn the page)) and then I smile to him.)
He stood in the shower for 20 seconds, then stood and left.

The holy place is not empty. Especially when it’s hot on the internet.

A letter from a pregnant girlfriend:
Girlfriend: Blind to give birth in a month and the husband is absolutely not ready to become a father, afraid of responsibility!
I: Well, it’s natural to be afraid, it feels like it’s going to start soon!
Girlfriend: I'm a smart wife)I don't give up yet) let him enjoy life:D We are in bars and clubs and on barbecue and with friends)so that he doesn't realize that all this will soon end) but he seems to start suspicious)))

20 was in Ahasan on Frunze. I bought for 1500 rubles approximately, I drove the truck to the car and think: "Maybe it will be useful in the farm!" And in the morning, the menta went on and I was in shock!!!! to