greatdope: My new jacket is from the dawn, so there is such a small logo of a deer with branched horns over the pocket. They know the fire, their consumer...)

Comments on the six-inch phone:
Halk call me!

Zhenya
I am working hard.
by 10:17:16
I go to the swimming pool, the swimming pool, the mini-football)))

Dmitry
I think it would be better in Russian ?
by 10:18:32

Zhenya
The Russian Boxing
by 10:19:10
Or I didn’t take the cheat.

The laws are changed more often than they are enforced.

Q: Did you wish me more and more in the new year? In the first week of the new year, I found a mouse in my apartment, a hole in my tooth, and hemorrhoids in my ass. Thank you very much!

In the subway a girl 1 and a girl 2. Discussion of summer vacation. Measured by scratches, scratches, etc.
D1: Dad took trips to the Maldives (victorious)
D2:oh (growing in the brains in an attempt to answer dignifiedly) we will also go to the islands in the summer... Canary Islands or Baku... I don't remember exactly!
Island State of Azerbaijan %

Depardieu proposed the post of Minister of Culture of Mordovia..."
The Orcs! to forward! On to France!! to

of PZDC. I woke up 2 hours before the alarm clock, washed, bitten, sitting behind a compot, sleeping in one eye. The alarm clock works, I carry it on the machine "for later" and I go to bed "for another 5 minutes". I woke up when I was covered with a blanket. The power of habits :)

Meet the new OS "Windows 8"! The mistakes are even more beautiful.

Chat one online game, goes the standard joke, but the last phrase killed:

You are strong on the internet, but how are you strong in reality?
Do you have an address to tell where to go?
I have a brother zek, here he will come out, we will calculate you on the ippy, we will come and give you puzzles
I have a brother, and you will count me.

The kindergarten is preparing for the morning.
I have a rabbit costume.
Then you will be a rabbit.
I have a white costume!
Then you will be white.
I have a Batman costume.
The teacher reflectively looks at the script and pronounces
Then you will be a forest.

Adults are divided into 2 types:
1st People listening to Ariel.
2nd Listening to the disco of the 80s.

xxx: Tenant is so cute that I would kiss him <3
YYY: I understand, Tennant Offgenen and all that, he’s beautiful, yes, but you’re a pitcher.

My husband and I went to a friend’s house for a night. I lay my bed tonight. I try to put the blanket in the carpet, but I can’t find the hole. I ask :
Mary, where is the hole?
The girlfriend:
In the same place where everyone...
I: Yes, everyone is different.
Q: How to see...
The husband first understood the ambiguity of our dialogue. Rushed it all friendly.

A good excavator and the back can scratch...
YYY: And the ass shirt...

@unfearit: Forever hammered, forever spicy

(Speech about the fire on the New Year's Eve)
Social problem (19:58:08 7/01/2013)
I also understand the essence of the term "fire"
Wehrblut (19:58:53 7/01/2013)
Which?
Social problem (19:58:59 7/01/2013)
See also
Social problem (19:59:18 7/01/2013)
If a person has a tree burned, he says that a tree has burned. If the couch burned, he says the couch burned.
Social problem (19:59:28 7/01/2013)
And fire is when a man goes on to list what he has burned.

Oh, this modernity is so boring, you know! I’ll fix the streaming drive on my time machine and go straight into the 14th century, into the wild Weps forests!
YYY: What are you! This is so low culture! No theaters, no vodevils, even (God you are my!!) No... The water clothes! What is the anti-health? You risk getting infected with the plague and die!! Don’t break the hearts of the ladies you love.
xxx: Right, young lady, you say so that you can think that these same ladies are following me in guard regiments.
YYY: Oh, if ladies were serving in the guard... I think it would be unpleasant for you if there was a young lady next to you, who ORAL: Give, fuck you, drive the copts faster, otherwise I will take you to life and keep you with my own hand!!! What a man!! The ass is like a coconut...so it wants to be lost!! How long do you stand for a night? In the same spirit...

I sing a song about 200 grams. But not those that we drink occasionally in the morning!
What you can drink once a year. When I sing a song about five minutes!
200 grams and 200 grams. The clock struggle is coming soon! 200 grams, 200 grams! and all who are in dispute will be reconciled!
and 200 grams? Understand, if strictly, even just 200 grams can do a lot!
We have twelve without five. 200 grams is on the way.
Soon we will say: "With a new year!"
Twelve without five! 200 grams – they don’t wait!
200 grams will fly away, it is very little! Hurry up, don’t have to eat!
If you want to drink, say, without delaying for a year!
At five minutes people decide, sometimes, what not to drink them for nothing and never!
But it happens that a minute changes everything very cool! everything changes, once and for all!
The New Year is not far away! 200 grams will give happiness!Here, the boy sits, He will drink and be happy!
and 200 grams? 200 grams is a little bit. Then he will drink another 100, his good way!
Let them pour this evening there and here 200 grams twice in five minutes!
But while we sang the song, five minutes had passed! The clock is twelve!! to
The new year is coming!We all pour 200 happiness!Liter pushes us forward!200 grams are no longer powerful!
Let all around sing and flourish from the vodka face! This is the New Year to drink and have fun.
New Year is Coming! Happy New Year, Happy New Year, Happy New Year!! to

The morning. I go to work before my lover wakes up. In the closet, the socks are finished, the new portion will dry on the battery. The problem is to find a couple. In the dark, in order not to wake up my loved one, I pick up my socks, carefully laying up the line on the blanket:
and black,
The real black.
Black with pattern.
Black with points.
and grey,
Gray with Rombians.
Black with a button.
– Oh! Black is more genuine than Nuka Nuka, where...
At this point, the loved one turns around and with a vigorous movement spreads the socks placed on her foot throughout the room.
Where are the yesterday?