Depardieu could be sentenced to two years in prison in France for drunk driving.
The commentary:
He travels drunk, beat a man, crashed a plane... Immediately seen – a real Russian man!

A woman in an elite supermarket chooses the wine she has already bought here, while not knowing the difference between dry, sweet, semi-sweet wines, etc.
The seller-consultant already in complete exhaustion asks: When did you drink, was it sweet or dry?
Woman: We were well...

Komar: Webky, and what is “transition to personality”?
Overmind88: A fuck knows, gondon fucking

According to the predecessor of the RPC, this threat (to Russia) is in the conscious, not compulsory, as with the Bolsheviks, denial of people of faith, in the voluntary contempt of the Kingdom of Heaven.

When the ministers of the kingdom of heaven will cease to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship.

Tagged: greetings
Hi, if you’re not joking.
I am not joking here.
Give me a reasonable advice.
Maximum: Throw it away.
Maximum is next!
Kesha : thank you!
What we need :D

Depardieu has been offered the position of Minister of Culture of Mordovia.
It seems like the famous phrase from the anecdote: "Messier, are you French? Oh, the dick of the dick!And it will soon become a reality!

One of the many forums:

The xxx:
Tell the plz, you can somehow in the wheel prevent the user from pressing a certain combination of keys. The user is quite cut in rights, the prohibited combination is used only in one program, the source of which is not. The problem cannot be solved administratively.

YYYY :
If the keys are at different ends of the keyboard, then you can try to attach one hand with handcuffs to the battery.

and ZZZ:
Can you remove the "forbidden" buttons from the keyboard?

Lilly))
Sometimes she has only one leg to lie in bed, pretending that she is with a man.

Freesty
O_O

Lilly))
here so

Freesty
For dirty realities, you still need not wash and not shave one butt.

She talks to her daughter about the blankets:
T: You and Tamara have been camels all your childhood!
I don’t know what I’m asking:
The faces?

An overwhelmed proga.
My Android started working much faster... I actually don’t have time for the interface now...
And also the mood improved, the hair became more silky, reconciled with the aunt.

I bought 2 pieces. of the stock. A little...

From the Mobile Devices Forum:

XXX: Fullscreen is the screen screen you do! Take a Screen
YYY : Aha! A camouflage is when the camera shoots.

Chaos: because the enemy is not our proud sailor
Hate-Burns: The enemy is not given our proud sailor?
Hate-Burns: I am crying
Hate-Burns: presented how sailors with "Varyaga" beaten away from enemy homics=)

Do you know how to become a music critic and film critic?
YYY: now you just need to go to the internet (

XXX (3:42:07 7/01/2013): Today exactly at midnight the nephew was born!!!!! to
yyy (3:44:53 7/01/2013)): you are there more carefully after him

GIS: And, in general, what is oral sex discrimination? Why doesn’t anyone scream after the blonde on the "Lexus": "Nanalyla!" or "Namissionary!"?

by C HABRA:
"To increase the performance of the computer while waiting for the command to be executed, rotate the mouse cursor on the clock, not against the clock"

A gentleman is a man who only responds well to his ex.

The student told me.
He had to do a sad thing before the New Year - to arrange his grandfather with an exacerbation of the marasma in the psychic. The hospital.
The doctor asks, “Why do we complain about it?” Grandpa said with bitterness: “On TV one nonsense is being shown!
by Tak-S What else disturbs?
They are stealing!
Then the psychiatrist suspiciously looked at the accompanying person: - And you think he needs hospitalization?
You ask, who is stealing?
And who? – turned the square to a potential client.
and all! Cut off my grandfather.
The sanitary nodded in the fist.
“Dad, you said that you’re missing things, but you’re alone in the house! My granddaughter was upset.
What is missing from you? The nurse intervened.
What... the socks!
The doctor thoughtfully turned with a ball pen.

No, then I put it. My grandfather asked me, “What day is today?” It is not important, but it is important that the right king be re-elected.
Who is our king? The doctor asked.
Who... who... who... who... who!
“But here you, dear, are mistaken, Vova, we are here now,” the psychiatrist noticed, filling out the map.
Not just a fox. Grandfather quietly answered.

"75% is not such a big tax," Gérard Depardieu said after paying for a hotel in Sochi and riding a hill in Red Polyan.

Do you have a MCH?
What is MCH?
A ball for bowling!
She: aaah... no there)