XXX is more time.
So far yes
And the flood...
XHH: What then?
WOW: EGE Graduate Entry Universe FREE CASH!

We drive by car on a deserted, snowy road. It darkened. There are no lamps.
HH: Okay to you! Don’t you feel like a hero in an adventure movie?
WOW: I feel like a hero in the next part of the movie "The turn is not there".

I work as a security guard in a large jewelry store. Girls consultants (D) "shaped a couple of clients (K) choosing engagement rings, offer but red gold, then white, with stones and without. The other ring:
(K) I am afraid to measure it, will get stuck on the finger".
(D) No problem, we have a tool to help remove
(C) not trustworthy - a tail, what?

Ivanovich: aa I beat in hysterics, the girl dropped the song "Lana Del Rey -my pussy tastes like pepsi-cola" and on my grit grit "Anna :I just ordered a course on self-study English, so here" ))))))))))))
I don’t know how to say it ?

"Your 15-minute break should be 5-7 minutes"
Tell me where I was fucking?

They do it with everybody. We are also told that we should come to work starting at 9.00 a.m. at 8.50 a.m. and the hourly lunch should end 45 minutes after the start.

The ideal wife in principle does not make claims, the ideal husband in principle does not ask what the money goes to.

The second January.
I crossed the street with a longtime acquaintance. He is a very imposing man, sleepy, with a lush snow-white hairstyle and a lush snow-white beard. Let’s go talk. Snow begins to fall from above. The acquaintance on the move takes out of the pocket of the jacket Adidas hat and stretches it on his head.
A passenger who goes to meet us brakes sharply... and gives out to the whole street:
This is yes! For the first time in my life, I see Santa in the state.

The smells had many brothers. They are not the most tasty.
by konde13

I was very scared to see something like this when I hit the search engine "Coffee on the stick"(Ms.S.)

Bliznezz> oh... found on my phone 1.8GB of photos that a child scratched when I let him play with the phone
<Sergic[beer]> is it interesting?
<Bliznezz> landscape under the couch
<Dubrovsky> can it be natural?

111: Repair it is yes *YES* power on no means needed :-D I have a shelf and microwave crane, but there are no self-cuts with dumbels. :-D There is still a drill, but no drill *ROFL*

222: I now understand how Zoy wrote the song.
I have a house, but no keys.
I have the sun, but it is in the midst of the clouds.
He has a head, but no shoulders.
But I see the clouds cut off the sunlight.
I have a word, but there are no letters in it.
I have a forest, but no tails.
I have time, but I have no strength to wait.
There is a night, but there are no dreams.

Bulgarian news site, news about 52-degree frost in Yakutia.
The first comment:
Did Depardieu know?
XD is

Customer in the store:

And where are the batteries inserted in the bulb so that it starts to increase?

xxx: the soul is filled with pride when you see L. Tolstoy in the screenwriters of the film "Anna Karenina"

x: here go out on the balcony, down spit - 99% in the iTishnik you will get

Y: And everyone says there are many accountants.
Accountant (the disappearing accountant)

X: Everyone is sitting because))

How beautiful are the New Year holidays??? No need to strain, I wanted a soup, heated the cold.

thx (00:20:40 6/01/2013)
fucking
False expression
by Dexter
"Trying you through your ass in your boots*
In the original "fact"
Our translators are the best.

Afterwards, 50 more words were banned in schools, including “dinosaur”, “birthday”, “poverty” and “unemployment”. The word “dinosaur” turns out to refer to the theory of evolution, which may offend the creationist theory, that is, the divine creation of the world. In addition, according to the education, the religious feelings of children can also affect the “birthday”, which is not celebrated by “Jehovah’s Witnesses”.
Tests in American schools should not offend those children whose parents cannot boast of prestigious work and high earnings. Therefore, the words “poverty”, “unemployment”, “home pool” and the mention of various expensive gifts and luxury items should also be excluded.
The word “slavery” is considered insulting, among other things, because it insults the feelings of young African Americans.
It is known that Mark Twain's book "The Adventures of Heckelberry Finn" was removed from school libraries and offered to be burned only because there is a mention of "negro". Mark Twain’s books rank fourth on the list of most banned books.
In one of the Danish cities, it was banned to install a Christmas tree. Most of the officials in the administration are Muslims.

Lexa 3180:Every day, under the window, at the stadium, athletes run, and one fat man.all run against the clock, he is on the clock) so I want to go out and say: boy, you are not on that side you are running.)

You, women, do not know how to drive.
What do you have that we do not have?
Tagged with: fuck!
Ansanna: Well yes, judging by what I see on the roads, it is the majority that runs.