In the online game Alien.
How to Stop Drinking?
ColibriCode: get cocaine

Depardieu wakes up in the morning of January 1 with his head shaking. I have a Russian passport in hand.

Talk to a familiar girl:
D: Hi, where are you?
I: In the Czech Republic.
D: Where is it?
I am emm...
D is OK. We’re in Senna, Peter, don’t you want to come to us?

I saw it somewhere in the wide web on the first day of the month of January of the year of Sigo.

Xxx guys!by 11
XXX: Who I Went With Yesterday
Please tell me why am I bald?! to

Brother for the new year came, just tortured our cat. During the three days that stayed with us, it was only worth the cat to appear in the field of sight, the brother jumped out in front of him, divided his hands to the side and so with the voice expression of Ilya Lagutenko sang "New Year, CAT!!"!")) The poor cat whispered, walked with an incomprehensible gaze, said a whisper from him in general should)) brother left, the cat finally breathed calmly))

It is good that the series "Friends" began to shoot BEFORE the bullshit of general tolerance. Otherwise, somebody in the “Joe Chandler-Ross” trio would have been a peder.

We are married, why do you know my paternity?
HH: We are for you.
Oh yeah, we are for you.
WOW: what

in mail answers
The employee asked where the number 11 was on the keyboard. That’s what to answer and not stumble?

I love Max.
by P.S. Don’t play cards on wish ;)

Is the cat growing up, breaking and ignoring the pot? This is just a teenage rebellion.
A real adult cat is like an adult child. He empty the bowl and throw it into the bowl, you fill the bowl again and clean the bowl again. A closed cycle.
He already has his own separate life, and you do not cross any more.

There is a DND roll and here one of the players (in real) throws too hard on the couch by hitting his head on the box on the back of the couch.
The gamemaster is not upset: Throw a cube.
The player rubbing a hammer on his head a little bit of squid throws a cube.
The game master looked at the cube: - everything is okay, you will live, there is no shock, - after which he himself throws the cube, looks, - the box is also okay.

xxx: I get angry with advertising when they do a survey in the store and prove directly on the spot that their product is the best. Toothpaste or shampoo, for example.
A-ha "Do you believe that the Hussar condoms give the most unforgettable sensations? No is? Let me prove it to you right now!"

Triggers are not everywhere in bed.
Wow: laying down in the posture that most likes the capricious beauty of Triggy
Oh yeah yeah
Let’s see what a big smart I have.
XHH: And will give me the entire width of the channel

The people’s wisdom. Never buy expensive services as a gift if there is ice on the street.
Don’t you don’t don’t? ?
HH: It is surprising, right?

On the router distribution emulator 95 wheels for android. One of the comments:
"What can be useful in this process? How to scare children"

It is very difficult to open the refrigerator, see the ice shelf on the shelf, and close it. It is very, very hard to see ice beer on the table and not drink it. It is impossible to see a sleeping cat without suppressing it.

XHH: Today I understood what the gift of conviction means.
I’m going home, shortly. And I hear in one of the apartments on the first floor a cat hurt. And here, in the midst of the screams, there is an incredibly calm and penetrating voice:
"That is a step! If you think that you will anything by shouting before going to bed, then, except for pizzNo"%ei, you are wrong.
I don't know how the cat, but I believed him)))

1: Go to the cinema!
2: What is there?
1: Adventure movie "Life of Pi3D"
2: Figase films went 0_o
Soorry, 3D there... separately... well in the glasses

We do not only have holes in the yard, but they are also covered in the entire width of the courtyard... you go and don’t know what’s there on the bottom.
Wauu: Ah, and in the middle of the pit 7 km/h turn into 7 nodes.

No matter what the new year is, everything remains the same.
Joseph of Egypt