X: A girl should cause a man's desire to suppress her, and with such weight you will only cause a desire to feed her.
Y: No, let it be right - let it feed first, and then press

xxx: "Fundamentals of Religion" will become a compulsory course in schools.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY At a drawing class, the teacher mixed blue and yellow colors and turned out to be green, the children decided that she was a witch and burned her naphyg.

It would be great if, in the fifth or sixth Terminator, machines began to win, and people exploded most power plants and blackened the sky. And SkyNet would have to transition to bioelectricity from humans. And it would be "The Matrix" :)

The news
“AutoVAZ” wants to revive the “Eye”
Among the "enthusiastic" comments I liked one:
Congratulations to the Russians!! Small Salary, Small Apartment, Small M A S Y N A. Miserable Opportunities!! to
I would like to add from myself: "And Nanotechnology!!!and "

I held 5 in my hands today.
I have already held 5k before the NHG.
Evgeny: I’m about the size of the chest, and you’re about the phones?

Included the telecast, and there "The Field of Miracles", "Guess the Melody", "The Song of the Year" and etc.
It feels like it was not 2013, but 1996.

January 3 is the time to search for food in the apartment on the principle "what would eat and not digest";

The celebration continues. Just in the Far East, the STS turned the third part of "Back to the Future" in the original language. 15 minutes later, I switched to English.

About the film "Anna Karenina"
thin dolls and rookies with sticky beards will play an elegant figure-like woman and powerful fat nobles.

Laziness is the habit of resting before you get tired.

by Jules Renard

As a child, I always wanted a toy with a radio controller.
Who would have told me then that my husband would give her to me at 24?
xxx: and what it will be a vibrator o_o

My daughter in the garden teaches a song:

A small tree is cold in the winter.
We took a tree from the forest home.

For me, this sounds like:

The poor fish was wet in the pond.
We picked a fish - and on the bowl...

M@xON is: Karaul! My relatives came from the south, and I was just passing through the Volga river on a high bridge, saw fishermen bending in a semi-seated position. So, these relatives really thought they were Penguins!

The highest mountain of Mars
More than twice as much.
The height of Jomolungma. Why is?

If I hadn’t known that Maria Georgievna was already retired, I would have thought it was her tricks. But every drug addict and binocular knew that it was Olympus, which, due to the specifics of the Martian atmosphere, is less prone to erosion than the earth's mountains.
It’s great that there are such teachers.

The phrase "I am here a little reworked", from the mouth of the administrator, should not only warn, but warn about the coming Armageddon.

My cat has grown and grown. Now he weighs his mass over the bowl when he sits on the border. The bowl turns, the cat is frightened and either does not do its business soon, or does it elsewhere. My husband suggested that I put a pot.

The child was sent to the computer by Mailer. Who knows how to kill him?
May the child live. Meyer is not so bad.

Grandma, how are you doing? Do you put your teeth in before the New Year?
Yes, that is the joy!
Should I film them at night?
B - Yes, but I will not show them to anyone, I hide them.
I – Why?? to
I was young, I was on the train. One man removed his teeth, put it in a glass and slept. The train is driving, his teeth are knocking at the glass - stunned, stunned! So I’ll hide my own in a crap.

I bought a big nutella bank.
I have a 4-year-old daughter, you know what it is.
It’s good, yes, it’s a chocolate cake ?
I fix it, it’s a chocolate paste.
She has big eyes – pasta. Brushing the teeth?

I have the best wife, I understand it :)
Raid in 20 minutes, and she invited me to the kitchen to eat his own-handed snacks. Over time, I become increasingly nervous.
Are you in a hurry?
Yes, I have there...
The fight? Lovely looking
It hasn’t started yet, but it will begin soon.
Then run away.
And you?
I’ll pick it up and bring it to your compass. I will follow the fight myself. I will not bother you, don’t be afraid.
and smiles.
All the most loving and understanding women! With NG!