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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №75277
 03.01.2013
I write a message to the girl: "I was very good with you! " I have the answer:
"You are not alone. " -... fucking, ambiguous somehow... )

c) from the Internet

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75276
 03.01.2013
I remind cyclists - movement on the sidewalks and pedestrian trails is prohibited by PDD 9.9. You must cross the pedestrian crossing by walking, driving a bicycle, PD 8.11. If you are struck at the crossing when you are driving, you will be found to be responsible for the accident with subsequent compensation for the damage suffered by you or your guardians when you were a minor. All good luck and health!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №75275
 03.01.2013
Risa: I remembered: we have a grandmother sitting on the central pedestrian street and selling sandwiches, this is a prehistory. And so I go with a girl, and behind the guy goes and she with such a calling voice:"Girls, buy salmon, make the boy nice!" you would hear the guy roaring =.="

[ + 55 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75274
 03.01.2013
In the fan zone of the city of Kiev, in peacetime called Kreshtatik, on the day of the final of the Euro 2012 football wheeled on a wheelchair old Ukrainian in yellow-blue baseball. Three young, pumped Italians dressed in the same blue coats, apparently depicting an ancient Roman togu. They saw the fighting grandfather, approached him, shrugged his hand.

And he... he suddenly started shouting with passion the names of Italian football superstars of the 60s and 70s: “Riva!” The Maccola! The River!"

The Italians, what is called, broke. One of them fell to his knees before the old man, started kissing his hands, hugging him. Others joined him. Then they photographed him, instantly assessing the unrealistic connection of countries and times. The man who spent most of his life behind the Iron Curtain knew and loved Italy through its football and now he was happy. Even without knowing Italian, he was able to convey to the young compatriots of Riva, Mazzola and Rivera that love that has kept for many decades.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №75273
 03.01.2013
Picture of oil:
A little drunk, I go for a day.
The street is quiet, there are no cars, everyone is asleep.
Trout is another scrap.
Feeling Evgeny Plushchenko, I try to overcome the road to the subway.
On the opposite side, a guy is scratching. It also depicts a cow on ice.
They looked at each other and wished each other good luck.
And here, in front of the road, a man goes with a proudly raised head.
Easy to walk on asphalt.
You could see his face! :)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №75272
 03.01.2013
Commentary on the ero-film:

They were there just to do what they were fucking and fucking, photographing how they were fucking and filming how they were fucking, and then fucking on what they were photographing and fucking again.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №75271
 03.01.2013
I want to have sex on a white bear’s skin near the fireplace.
He - well skins I have at home, really not bears, and not white... and I don't have a fireplace... there was a heater, but they also took it...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №75270
 03.01.2013
XXX: And why, in general, porn on the computer, I can watch online!
YYY: Why is it? Are the aliens suddenly shaking?
I listen to Pink Floyd.
You are a great deceiver.)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №75269
 03.01.2013
Why don’t I have a relationship with anyone? I sit in the park, comes alone, knocks on the shop
Tagged with: Tuki Tuki
I: Put your hands on you!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №75268
 03.01.2013
The Ukrainian news:

Drunk Russian schoolgirl for the New Year killed a girlfriend

10 people killed at stadium in Angola, celebrating the New Year

Ukraine celebrated the New Year

[ + 146 - ] Comment quote №75267
 03.01.2013
Reporter: In the room the operators hanged a huge plasma. From the emptiness to the clock of silence, the ambassadors from the shift pumped the Blu-ray films with 3D storytelling (well as in theaters, just wear your glasses and watch). Naturally, in the absence of triade points played smart. They found a plastic cover for red and blue brochures, cut out circles from it and carefully inserted it into the anti-gases taken from the alarming suitcases!!! to
The cleaner came to them at 5 o’clock in the morning, saw the ten mords in anti-gas synchronously turned on her, turned and quietly left. It was the 20th, before the end of the world.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №75266
 03.01.2013
My mom got the rights recently, I gave her the navigator for the new year.
She shares her impressions about the new Device:

There’s also Yeltsin’s voice! (He begins to picture)
But I don’t trust him, suddenly, when he gets drunk.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №75265
 03.01.2013
In the life of each of us there are seconds that you want to put in a jewelry box and put on instead of jewelry.

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75264
 03.01.2013
My ninth-grade daughter and I live together, and my salary as a small store seller is not enough even for a lot of necessary things. I promised my daughter to buy a laptop immediately after the owner raised my salary, which he promised to do this year.
Going on vacation, the owner left me the keys from the apartment so that I could feed and walk his dog and take care of the puppy. My daughter did this all month.
To my surprise, the owner immediately increased my salary. He laughed and explained why. It turned out that a new phrase appeared in the repertoire of the speaking heacinth eagle:

- Pr-r-r-r-r r-r-r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r
Sometimes he spoke with my daughter’s voice.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №75263
 03.01.2013
While before the supposed end of the world, people were stockpiling light bulbs and candles, I bought only ten packs of toilet paper. I was afraid...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №75262
 03.01.2013
XXX: You think I’m late.
XXX: Let them not drive me out, thin intestine
xxxx: here the plant holds on me
The other half in Scotland.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №75261
 03.01.2013
Sometimes I think "zzz" is the same person.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №75260
 03.01.2013
I am in favor of close communication.
Xenia: How is it?
You and I are alone...
Yuri... Continue...
Alexander: The Skin
Xenia: What is it?
Lots of naked skin.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №75259
 03.01.2013
Cosmin: I used to love her for something, and now I respect her for everything.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75258
 03.01.2013
Monologue of the Girl:
The fourth is running!! to
It’s the third time he’s here, maybe he’s gone missing.
Where is TAPOK?? to

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