"Perfect technical support"

R: Hello to you!
R: How can I help you?
A: Hello to you. As long as I contacted you, I decided on my own. Sorry for the worry. Thanks for help.
R: All the good!

I decided to put money on the phone balance. when the banknote is pushed into the terminal, the zero continues to appear in the time sum field. Call the Technical Support:
I: Girl, bla bla, that’s the situation.
D: Name the receipt number.
I: the terminal did not give a receipt, he just ate my money and didn’t even cheque!
Q: I understand your problem, but still name the receipt number!

I wanted to kill myself by hitting my head at that terminal.

The Google Answers:
Where can I download Mein Kampf in Russian?
by the author?

Hubert discusses the idea of a paperless office.

XXX is. I learned to write for a long time, although looking at my handwriting, you can say to write I, in general, never knew.

In his youth, I read from B. Shaw that if a fool says he is a fool, he is no longer a fool. The years to the 30s came. I always say that I am a fool. Most people start responding.

I want you = I want you
It would sound nice if I didn't know why you want it :D
ONE: Yes No
Not for sex
I just want warmth.
She: O_O
She: You are scaring me.
He: Okay
I want sex too.)
Now I will recognize you.)

I have a presentation on physics here.
WOW: with the special slide "you caught hamsters. Take care of"
XXX: This is a shit.
I have a friend in philosophy who managed to print
XHH: on toilet paper
I don't know how, but the prede in the corridor ran out to crack.

XXX thank you... with my work and way of life... I will soon become a fucking thinker....
YYY the guard?

Dear drivers and pedestrians! Go to the private, and find out who, to whom, when and in what position should!

XXX: Yanukovych ordered to publish the Great Ukrainian Encyclopedia. This is BOE. A short version of the encyclopedia will be called "bueshechka".

If you are home alone, and in the kitchen suddenly someone started knocking loudly in the palms, don’t be afraid, these are eggs in a pot, put to cook an hour ago.

20:44 [Akina] to [un4GOT10] In my time as a student, we tried a self-burning cognac... chemists poured half a kilo of oak peppers into a 20-litre bottle, poured 9 liters of alcohol to the top of the water - and sent it all to the working chamber of a cobalt gun for a month and a half. Believe me, most of the famous cognac nervously smoke around the corner.

A friend at the hotel serves the world youth hockey championship in Ufa:
Here stand Russian and Swiss hockey players and watch the box match in which Russian and Swiss hockey players participate. It is fucking."

As the mother of two schoolchildren, as a driver with 12 years of experience, I beg: "Moms, dads, hang children's reflectors on their backpacks, buy winter things with tailored reflectors." Really, it is scary, almost turning, hardly having time to slow down on the winter road, at 8 p.m., in the darkness, not to knock down a teenage child in all the black, running in the wrong place.

Read on the back of the tube with lubricant for anal sex: protect from children. If the child has eaten the product, consult a doctor.

It would be a consultation...

Twitter, 1 January, spelling and punctuation saved:

Eat everything that is not eaten. There is a job for a superhero.

Every day, thousands of girls reach the age of sexual consent. There is a job for a superhero.

Paparazzi was killed while trying to photograph D. Bieber's car. The Darwin Prize is for him. and premature.

bbb: Katya, if you don’t have a sleeve, then how will the situation change for the better if you don’t have it as a result of cutting off????????????????????????? to

Dear friend! In honor of the New Year, let save your brain! As a result of the cut - appears! They are removed by cultivation. Be happy in the coming year.

XXX: How famous are the hints of fate
xxx: Yesterday I had a new year wish, and today on the frost I broke my lips.

I still have from the younger classes of the school roots of Gosha. He has a sister Katya. They were 7-9 years old. Once their parents went to the country, and they stayed in the city with their grandmother. On the country grew some amazing and special strawberries, fantasticly tasty, but unharvesting - for the season 3-5 kilograms were removed. Well, the grandmother informs that the parents in the car have come up and unloaded, and they have a bowl of strawberries with them. Well, a brother and a sister and collapse with a gallop on the street (9th floor). Katyue was lucky, throwing her shoes and into the elevator. Gosha had the habit of walking around the house in cowards, while his pants were stretching, the doors of the elevator were already closed. Gosha was a sports boy who ran down the stairs. He would just run past the elevator, but his mind worked. On each floor he did not let go of pressing the call button, Katya had time to get to the car at the moment when Gosha was squeezing the last cubicle in his mouth.