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[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №1241
 26.01.2008
Discussion of the upcoming interview:

How, are you prepared?
I even shaved the eggs! ? ?
Grach: Lord of the world! How can I protect my ears from the wickedness of this human-like monkey?? to
The voice above:
My daughter, Nihua is unrealistic! This pepper was made in my image and likeness... and the blind was made at the moment when I was leaving the sorting with the newspaper Life...

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №1240
 26.01.2008
Hopefully the drunken man succeeded. The derivative of drunkenness is when in the morning you give up the glass and continue to buckle for the money you earned. Drunkenness is called fundamental if the second derivative is not equal to zero :)
Profile: I have stumbled here. If you take a simple beer of 20 p. bottle and take a container of 1 p. then you need to buy 400 bottles of beer. The first derivative will be 20 bottles, the second derivative 1 bottle. If you drink first 8 bottles for 50 days, then 5 bottles for 4 days and another bottle for the last day. 8,000 r. and 55 days.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №1239
 26.01.2008
<VoIP> are you a masochist? It is 64K.
<VorteX> I am a boy

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №1238
 26.01.2008
The writer.
In the words of "Doctor" Wikipedia issued:
The Ministry of Magic
Relevance: 100.0%

Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation
Relevance is 98.2%

Now it is clear who is the leader in Russia.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №1237
 26.01.2008
I read stories on mayl.ru. It should be noted that I was dressed decently: black bandana, sunglasses, and some gold accessories in the form of chains, etc. It looks like a foreigner.”
It seems to me that the hero is mistaken.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №1236
 26.01.2008
We offer you a review of the book "A set of methods for suicide", author. You can download this book or read the "A set of methods for suicide" directly on READGOD.RU. You can also read other books in our library. The book "A set of methods for suicide" has been downloaded 458 times. Thank you for being with us. A pleasant reading.

Together with this book they read:


Application of computer. Processing of information in enterprises
Programming in theorems and tasks
Programming and coding

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №1235
 26.01.2008
Hitler is
Hi, I am not a culprit, I am Leroy!and :-)


Chameleon (10:35:25 21/01/2008)
and Leroy?


Chameleon (10:35:35 21/01/2008)
Why Hitler? O_O


Hitler (10:37:33 21/01/2008)
My friends called it :)


Chameleon (10:38:18 21/01/2008)
Himmler and Goebbels? O_O

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1234
 26.01.2008
Snegopad: What will you do?

Samuel: With a slasher in the hockey store, he wants to look at his mask... you know, such a maniac is still...

Is he going to play hockey?

Samuel: No...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №1233
 26.01.2008
The fucking. I bought a Chinese manufacturer. Russification is also Chinese production... Only after half a liter, my partner and I finally guessed that the "clear cookies" is "clear cookies".

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №1232
 26.01.2008
He already has a girlfriend.
Again a minor?
XXX: Should you look at her?
YYY: I didn’t look at it, but it looked like it was 14 years old.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №1231
 26.01.2008
by Malina2509
Hope dies last

diffuse
It is usually the first.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №1230
 26.01.2008
xxx: m-da... by your answers to some phrases I have such an impression that if you come to you with fanfares in the morning in a limousine, and then invite to the Royal restaurant, which is only purchased for you, it is pathetic to offer to get married, to give a thread of a nihilistic ring with a diamond - you will yell and say "well finally, and wake up why it was necessary."
I don’t like stones on rings.
XXX is fucking!!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №1229
 26.01.2008
- I, yesterday confused and the report to the client did not send...
Were they pleased?
-Aha, the report was on my village in the game Travian :)))Now he knows that the Rugen Alliance is a snake, I was attacked and sprinkled with 10,000 grains and clay.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №1228
 26.01.2008
Soap "Behemotyk" : For children :: Virtual Oriflame consultant...bright soap BEHEMOTIK in the form of HIPPOPOTAM))) luck will die)))

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №1227
 26.01.2008
The hot line of Lexus:
(1)Hello I want to buy Lexus gs300, How much is it worth?
(2) the basic version from $63,300.
(1) Tell a call to you is absolutely free?
2) Oh yeah

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №1226
 26.01.2008
Tagged with: biobot
Do you use two monitors at once? He should have at least six hands.

by Anonymous
He has six hands, the rest just grow out of his ass.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №1225
 26.01.2008
From the show on TV:
Ural divers were diving into the water of negative temperature.

Doooooooooo... Ural divers are so harsh that they dive into the water of negative temperature :D

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №1224
 26.01.2008
y: again the network flew... where the admines look :-(
X: Oh yeah, it’s all overwhelmed.
z: I know where the Tiger square 47, second floor, lives.
X: Take the villas, the torches and forward!
Be it him! All power to the Jews!
See you at 18:00 at the Basilica!
X: Stop, and what about Tiger?
Z: I just know the address.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №1223
 26.01.2008
XXX: How much do you weigh?
yyy: approximately 0.68 kg Newton
XXX: Fuck... in another system of measurement!
YYY: 68 Mega Din
XXX is fuck! What is your mass?
YYY: Are you at peace?

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №1222
 26.01.2008
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX The crumbling pad, the blue is just a pipet, which, as the type says, began the exam, gets out of the pocket any tickets, all the crumbling such, and the garden itself, nothing writes, the people choose tickets for themselves and quietly sit on a ride, with textbooks, with notes, with wax, he sat for 15 minutes and fell asleep... And he needs a verbal defender, well, the gardener, they tell, and he is sleeping! He hated, then they wrote some leaflet and surname, well, and the assessments, the type he put himself, well, all there OTL.The kids hated, and here, the garden is one baton finished, he is uncomfortable just to give up, he starts to tell loudly his ticket, tasks, the paddle woke up and listened to him, the paddle, and here, when the bot reads the last task, says such a phrase and in my answer here 367,15...", on this phrase the paddle opens one eye, begins to spread a man in his inner pocket of a jacket, gets a wallet, puts on the table 400 rubles, and he is losing!! to

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